Wilford: Jackie I Need You Help!

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I just realized the squishy that I have is sad

Henrik: So, tell me who zhe fuck bit you

Jackie: I have no clue

(3 hours ago)

Jackie: Anti where the fuck are you

(Anti coming out of nowhere behind Jackie and biting his shoulder)

Jackie: There you are...

Jackie: OH GOD, HE BIT ME MOTHER FUCKER

Thank you @thepoetpossum and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

i found a ship called pinescone and love it

Chase looking at Dark: So how do we wake him up without him getting mad

Bing: Where is Wilford he'll know

Wilford walking in the room: Did someone say my name

Bing: Wilford how do we wake Dark up without him trying to kill us

Wilford: I got the perfect idea

Wilford vanished then appeared again with Anti in a maid outfit. Anti is blushing and has his head down.

Wilford: Antis in a maid outfit

Dark sitting up immediately

Chase: what the fu-

Henrik walking in the house: I'm ho- VHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

(Marvin helping Anti who is laying on the floor after falling through the ceiling. Chase laughing at Jackie after pulling a prank on him. Jameson and Robbie just doing what they do)

Henrik: Vhy did you guys trash this place

Marvin: You left us unsupervised

Henrik: Chase I left you incharge

Chase: I was left unsupervised

Wilford: Oh no my cute snake is gone

Google who has bing in his lap: What do you mean did you buy a snake

Wilford: No I mean Anti

Bing: I'm sure he's fine

Wilford: No he's most likely not fine cause someone stepped on his tail who ever did it is going to die

Mark running out of the room: NOPE

I think me and my brother's world just broke

Bing: Dark what the hell

Dark who is sitting down with Wilford sleeping on him and Anti curled up around the two: What

Bing: you good

Dark: I'm trapped

Google: what happens when you have a bird boyfriend and a naga boyfriend

Bing slowly backing up: I'm gonna go see what chase is up to