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Comparing Dick and Jason’s early days with Bruce is so funny, it’s just the opposite of what you’d expect. 

Jason: “wow, I get to live in a mansion!” “and now I get to be Robin?!” “this is awesome!” “let me get to work on that homework now Bruce so we can patrol later” “being Robin gives me magic” :D

Dick: “my parents are dead” “Mr. Wayne is never around” “everything is terrible” “i’m going to sneak out of the house” “Batman, let me kill a man”

Do you have any fanfic recs? Cause I plowed through a lot but a lot I don’t really jive with. But your (correct) vision of the bats is what I’m looking for. You know Bruce is trying to be a dad and not ever hitting his kids. And everyone is like we hate each other for reasons but we also love each other.

Btw you literally make me grin. You’re truly funny and I just go on you blog and it makes my day better. Like the kind of smile you can’t smother and it just lasts for ages so thank you for every meme and joke and headcannon. They are so perfect

oh god you’re really putting a load on me here okay so good dad bruce wayne and overall good batfam stuff,,, also thanks so much! im really glad you like this stuff

Safe And Sound - watchingthestars13

this one is just,,, the cutest and i have read it like 20 times so far and it never fails to disappoint. it’s a 5+1 with times his kids called him dad and once he called himself dad. it has a hint of superbat, but that’s not the focus of the story.

Latchkey - goldkirk

okay this was one of the first tim drake centric works i read and it is the shit. (it also got me permanently imprinting on the first stupid nerd i saw) it’s about tim befriending jason and getting sucked into their family, while he’s trying not to get them to know he knows about their secret identities

Excelsior - jerseydevious

when i tell you you should read this im not kidding, it is one of my favourite batfam works and it’s just *chefs kiss* it’s incredibly well written and the characterisations are just beautiful and i love it so much. it’s about bruce buying damian a horse,,,, and then it all spirals from there.

Hummingbirds Under His Skin - jerseydevious

this,,, i just- dang this is a really good fic and i love it so very much. no explanation needed. bruce and dick have a little chit chat about being bisexual.

In For a Penny - cdelphiki

have you ever thought about how bruce must’ve been like 25 when damian was born? no? how damian was born when dick already lived with bruce? no? now have you ever thought about damian arriving at the manor as a baby? well now you do. it is,,, so cute and so angst, but so cute.

birds fly in every direction - distracted_dragon

is it obvious that i love tim drake yet? this is long, like 180.000-ish words but it is chockfull of shenanigans and angst and i love it so much. omg shit i just remembered @batfam-chaos is the author of this. i literally followed them bc of the fic and then i forgot they were the author omg. okay it’s about tim!! being very smart and researching vigilantes and then him befriending jason!

Emergency Contact - lurkinglurkerwholurks

if it’s not obvious i love tim yet,,,, ill eat my fucking hat. this is just a short cute fic about dad! bruce freaking the fuck out.

Disaster Zone - engmaresh

this is just hella cute and ridiculously fun. about bruce’s bathroom being terrorised by his kids, lots of big family shenanigans.

Pot, Meet Kettle - borntobemild

*screaming* i love stephanie brown!!!!!! (and tim drake) and stephanie brown and tim drake besties dynamic!!! it’s about tim and steph being bffs with shitty dads :( but i love it,,, read it now.

My own batfam works 

okay it’s probably weird to rec your own stuff, but i’m just putting out there that i am incapable of writing bad dad! bruce wayne so it definitely doesn’t have that.

Imagine the league in the early days, they think they have a mole. Because of how secretive he is, they think its Batman, they know nothing about him & he's new. So it makes sense he's the mole. So they bug him. Instead of finding out he's the bad guy, they find out he's 23 year old business owner who can barely function as a real human being that likes to bitch about his new night time coworkers to his 8 year old son 🤣

Bro 😭 early early days batman where he isn’t so quick to find out he’s bugged (but he learned after this) and they straight up hear this kid having a mental breakdown every 3 hours

Damian: [trying to stab tim]

Tim: [yelling] where did he get a knife?!

Jason: [reading a book] from the kitchen 🙄

We made you a warrior. You made yourself a hero.

Happy birthday Cassandra Cain!

Peak Dilf Bruce Wayne

ICON 🤩

FASHION

The Wayne’s are always being photographed, and sometimes they want to look really, really, good for those photographs. It causes headlines, and for Bruce, Headaches

Yes you are honey 😌

Dick can't be embarrassed pass it on

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

Dick Grayson, age 10, self proclaimed master gymnast, but he’s more well known as Robin, Batman’s first sidekick. Right now he had managed to get ahold of his father’s cowl and cape. It was far too big for him of course, but that didn’t stop him messily putting it on. Speaking in the most deep and gravely voice the small boy could muster he said to himself, “I’m the night.”

He giggled, until he felt a tap to his shoulder. He turned around and saw the Batman himself giving him an unamused look.

“I am the night. You however-” he lightly tapped his forehead “-are my star.”

No more ocean view. >D

batman / bruce wayne icons, pt. 1!

from justice league unlimited, S01E03: kid stuff © warner bros. && dc comics

free to edit, please reblog or like if you use them!

List of Bruce Wayne concepts that may or may not be me projecting

Once when he was 16 he texted Kate that she needed to come over quickly and she thought it was an emergency but it turns out that Bruce's boyfriend at the time broke up with him and he wanted to dye his hair and diss the guy with his older cousin

She still cries about this night when she misses him

After he adopted Dick he stopped locking his bedroom door so the kid could climb in bed with bruce and cuddle after a nightmare (it helped them both a lot more than either knows)

About a week before Dick's first gala the kid had a breakdown bc he wanted to wear a dress instead of a tux but thought bruce wouldn't approve or love him anymore if he found out, but when he did tell bruce all he did was hug him and ask "which dress do you want? No budget"

They made front cover the next day with their sparkly blue gowns

Bruce doesn't like Starbucks, and will often run into small family owned cafes as batman

Tim, Jason, and Cass took on this tradition

If a random kid comes up to the manor doors he will let them come in for dinner, sleep in a nice bed, take a shower whatever they need

He pays for free health care for all of Gotham

Stephanie asked him for advice on 'which piercing would look best on me' as a joke and he proceeded to answer her seriously

She didn't know that he had a septum piercing

He gets upset when people touch his neck and shoulders (specific the back)

He gives himself haircuts

He had a mullet at one point and doesn't regret it

Dick found pictures of it and that's why he grew his hair out into one, as a tribute

Young Bruce content? Young Bruce content 😌

Bruce absolutely adored babysitting Barbara. He loved every second he spent with her and before he had the courage to ask Jim if Barbara could stay the weekend. . .

Jim: Hey Bruce, I'm here to pick up Barbara.

Bruce, who is currently holding Barbara in his hands: Who?

Jim: . . . Barbara. . . My child-

Bruce: Never heard of her-

Jim: Bruce you're holding her right now-

Bruce: . . .

Jim: . . .

Bruce: *Casually walks over to a lamp and puts the lamp shade over Barbara's head* This is a lamp, Jim-

young bruce wayne has the same energy as natasha romanoff but especially when she makes pop culture references in her jokes and then awkwardly explains it bc he does that with gen-z and the justice league

💕 bruce wayne reading books to dyslexic!jason todd 💕

I am potentially the only person who does not want Dylan O'Brien as Nightwing.

Based on a conversation I had with my friends today

Dick: Why are you crying?

Tim, crying: I just rewatched TASM 2 and Gwen didn't deserve that

Jason: [on his phone walking by] and you have a chemistry test tomorrow

Tim: [wailing harder] and I have a chemistry test tomorrow

Honestly we really need more Bruce and Zatanna being childhood friends fics

Ok ok ok: So when Cass first came to the family their where some problems, like when before going to a gala or anything Cass struggled to make herself presentable she was new to do this and it was stressful, yeah Alfred could help with the dresses and sometimes Barbara could come by but not often. Bruce noticed this and decided to do something, he talked to Diana, to Dinah, to Mari McCabe, to anyone who could help and learned how to do Cass’s make-up and hair. At first it was kinda awkward as Bruce is not a professional stylist and it was weird for Cass to have her dad do her hair, but with time they got used to it. After a couple times it became almost routine not just for Gala’s and fancy events but just for whenever, Bruce sitting on a chair in the bathroom as Cass sits on a little stool, Bruce with bobby pins in his mouth and scrunchies around his wrist, he is actually pretty good at it and sometimes people even asked Cass who did her hair and she never knows what to say. Its not commonly known but its also not a well kept secret, Hal didn’t believe it when Barry told him until Bruce confirmed it. At this point its a tradition and Cass and Bruce almost feel weird when they go to a gala without doing it.

good superbat fics to spare? pls?

What if Bruce actually gives the best hugs but barely anyone (except Cass, Alfred and Dick) knows this. Bruce thinks he sucks at hugs because no one ever asks for them.

YOOO WHAT, dude you're not gonna fucking believe it but that's literally the first headcanons I ever wrote in my headcanon list, wait let me get the actual thing I wrote

Here it is, anyway Bruce is a great hugger and his family wishes he would hug them more

Daily reminder that Bruce Wayne is precious.

This is another one of those rare times I post marvel stuff

Ok so I had this thought that in the ending scene where Tom's Peter put a rose on May's grave he also saw two other graves.

One said Benjamin Parker and the other said Gwen Stacy and I thought that would be rlly cool but anyways

bruce’s 2022 resolutions

DC comics will be like “Bruce Wayne was a playboy billionaire, the sexiest man in the room, alluring” and then draw him like a fucking potato

tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”

Caption: "I miss you so much, I feel like I'll never move on"

Jason: [comments] "I TOLD YOU I HAD WORK"

Bruce posting a photo of Jason on Instagram on every anniversary of this death with a sad caption

Photo of 12-year-old Jason holding a caterpillar

Caption: “I still haven’t come to terms with losing you… you deserved the world, Jaylad”

Photo of 14-year-old Jason at his birthday party. He’s mid laugh while his candles are burning

Caption: “you’re smile easily lit up the room. You’ve been through so much so young, Jay… but you were full of hope and happiness”

Photo of 14-year-old Jason silently reading next to a fireplace

Caption: “I still can’t go into your room, I still can’t read any of your books. Everyone is still the same the as you left it. You clothes are still in the laundry basket”

Photo of 15-year-old Jason playing a guitar, a smirk on his face

Caption: “it still hurts”