Ok ok ok: So when Cass first came to the family their where some problems, like when before going to a gala or anything Cass struggled to make herself presentable she was new to do this and it was stressful, yeah Alfred could help with the dresses and sometimes Barbara could come by but not often. Bruce noticed this and decided to do something, he talked to Diana, to Dinah, to Mari McCabe, to anyone who could help and learned how to do Cass’s make-up and hair. At first it was kinda awkward as Bruce is not a professional stylist and it was weird for Cass to have her dad do her hair, but with time they got used to it. After a couple times it became almost routine not just for Gala’s and fancy events but just for whenever, Bruce sitting on a chair in the bathroom as Cass sits on a little stool, Bruce with bobby pins in his mouth and scrunchies around his wrist, he is actually pretty good at it and sometimes people even asked Cass who did her hair and she never knows what to say. Its not commonly known but its also not a well kept secret, Hal didn’t believe it when Barry told him until Bruce confirmed it. At this point its a tradition and Cass and Bruce almost feel weird when they go to a gala without doing it.
Tim takes photos of Bernard all the time. Steph was his first serious relationship, but there are rules; no photos in suits.
Now? He can't help himself. Bernard Dowd, a wacky character, a ray of sunshine in Tim's life whos smile ignites every inch of Tim's body. He can't stop himself from capturing gentle moments, Bernard's wide smile when he explains his most peculiar theories or perhaps his burst of laughter when he finally beats Tim in Mario Cart.
Bernard was hardly aware of it at first, but as time went on he found himself becoming flustered, a blushing mess when he saw Tim's bedroom, a heart shaped collage coating one wall, a mural to Tim's lover.
BRUCE WAYNE
↳ Detective Comics 1041
We made you a warrior. You made yourself a hero.
Happy birthday Cassandra Cain!
"Tell him to get in line"
Villain: Come and fight me!!
Spiderman: Alright but make it quick
Villain, sneering: Why? City not important anymore?!
Spiderman: No bro, ᵢ gₒₜ ₕₒₘₑwₒᵣₖ
Villain: Oh sorry bro, this can wait. Go do your homework.
Spiderman: You sure? I mean, I can-
Villain: Nonononono go do your homework
Spiderman: Really, it's fine. I can jus-
Villain: gO dO yOuR fUcKiNg HoMeWoRk!!! EdUcAtIoN iS iMpOrTaNt Or ElSe YoU'lL eNd Up LiKe Me!!
Spiderman: Ok then I'll definitely do my homework
jason sends bruce very vague and very inside threats constantly.
like, when he was robin bruce accidentally stepped on a snail and the squish was so loud. jason got down on both knees and started sobbing about sylvia the snail dying. he wasn’t that upset but he was bored and thought it would be funny.
so sometimes he puts a posted note on the door of wayne manor that says, your going to end up like sylvia.
bruce gets happy every time he does it because it means jason remembers the good times they used to have. everyone else wonders who the fuck sylvia is and if jason killed her. bruce never tells them what the threats mean because he likes having things between him and jason.
honestly bruce wayne putting on those black sunglasses while being inside his gothic manor was peak cinema
[Has this been done yet.]
DC shitpost
Just watched the batman and holy shit batman 🤧