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Who knew that I'd find out the origin of the "to prove that you are not a camel" idiom from a screenshot of a bluesky post in English reposted on tumblr dot com

Actually crazy how many references to soviet jokes are still used in russian

The other half is fangirling over that one NPC and not being able to share it with anyone because my players aren't even supposed to know the NPC's name this early in the story

Half of my experience as a GM is running a 5e adventure every once in a while only to realize "ahhh so thaaaat's why I haven't touched this absolute brain frying machine of a system in a year, I should remember not to touch it with a 10 foot pole ever again"

But then I let people on the internet gaslite me into thinking that 5e is not THAT much harder then OSR and the cycle continues

Half of my experience as a GM is running a 5e adventure every once in a while only to realize "ahhh so thaaaat's why I haven't touched this absolute brain frying machine of a system in a year, I should remember not to touch it with a 10 foot pole ever again"

But then I let people on the internet gaslite me into thinking that 5e is not THAT much harder then OSR and the cycle continues

since it's a fantasy world we are talking about, he could also be an ancient Rome style magistrate - so an elected government official of.. some kind.

I had no idea that this word has it's uses in modern day English, so when I first heard him say it, my first thought was that he's a politician

If playing bg3 has taught me anything, it's that a lot of people don't know the difference between Magiatrates and Lawyers.

Astarion says he used to be a magistrate in the city. Not a lawyer. He wasn't the one speaking to a judge on behalf of someone, HE WAS THE JUDGE.

The definition of magistrate is a civil officer or lay judge who administers the law, especially one who conducts a court that deals with minor offenses and holds preliminary hearings for more serious ones.(literally copy and pasted that definition from the dictionary)

He's not a "Your honor, respectfully, you weren't even there"

He's a "ew, this is so cringe, guilty"

I found one and probably only valid use of ChatGPT in TTRPGs: to translate contracts from the Breach of Contract book so I can actually print them out for my non-English speaking players

Is it ethical/cool/doing better job then an actual translator fluent in sci-fi legalese? HELL NO. Is it authentic? HELL YES! I can't see an evil corporation from the future translating it with any other method.

It still cracks me up that Ral's husband has affinity for paneswalkers

And he only needs one planeswalker for it to work (awww)

But since they have zero colors in common, there is a 99% chance that the planeswalker you control ISN'T ACTUALLY RAL

THE BOX BEAST is finally getting painted

I'd like to post more, but I'm stuck in a pile of half finished boxes

I didn't know that which country is more transfobic was a competition

But I have to give it to the US, they are waaay ahead of Russia in this one!

trying to get a treatment for ADHD or whatever it is I have as an adult is kinda surreal I'm like: doctor I can't get anything done and doctor is like: why? and I'm like: I DUNNO I JUST CAN'T and then I'm not even sure, maybe I actually can! so I'm sitting there with two arms, two legs, and emotionally stable and trying to explain tf I'm doing at the psychiatrist's office.

got taken seriously though. but was offered a medication that is a) expensive af b) for little kids and not proven effective in adults

I abandoned the idea of taking commissions a while back, because every time I tried it just fucked me up psychologically. But I really should have been working on my online brand as an artist anyway.. Because right now a couple of emergency commissions could literally save my life, but I have no followers to sell them to.

Well. If I survive this it's going to be a life lesson. If you have a half-decent skill at your disposal - better don't let it get rusty and know how to quickly monetize it if everything else fails.

g poo 😞

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(original design not mine)

She has a knife now (unpainted)

But still no hair

Fay creature process

dragons are so territorial that as soon as an egg is laid it needs to fuck right off and fend for itself even before a wyrmling hatches, a dragon egg is capable of movement and self defense. it's senses are not developed yet though, which makes it potentially dangerous if it blindly stumbles into your back yard. if it does, you can either carefully fence off an area around it, or build a really big fire outside of your property, it might get attracted to heat.

dragons are nice and all but what if they had cool eggs like sharks or manta rays

dragons are nice and all but what if they had cool eggs like sharks or manta rays

I wonder if you get vaccinated and you already have autism, does it randomly reroll your autism or do you get some new points to spend? or does nothing happen? this sure would suck because why would you start with autism if you can get it from an item

I'm in another room listening to my girlfriend GMing Delta Green

And I guess it's going well because her players just started making tinfoil hats 🤣

Me reading yaoi fanfics in class in 2007:

Also today on Delta Green

It was the first time when we had a handout for our Handler and not the other way round

Behold! A guide to Buenos Aires from the 90s. We gave it to a witness (who we were ordered to kill) and sent her to Argentina

I just need to share with the world how our Delta Green game ended today. Even though writing in english is like torture for my brain

So, picture this scene... In the background - a mushroom cloud over what used to be a peaceful island not far from Blue Hill Bay. Four agents clinging on to a capsized boat. Hundreds of sheets of paper litter the water. Red TOP SECRET seals, MAJIC-level clearance, precious stuff, now turning into mush. Sunset. THE END!

Fay creature process

FACE REVEAL FACE REVEAL

My gf losing her mind after seeing a yellow sign at 6AM:

Me reposting it:

Translated the infamous Cassilda's song to Russian while preparing to run Impossible Landscapes. Everyone is welcome to use my translation if you like it.

О берег бьются облака, Два солнца прячутся в волнах, И тени все длинней в Каркозе.

Созвездий черных странный свет Мерцает странным лунам вслед, Но всех страннее мрак Каркозы.

Струится с неба песнь Гиад, Лохмотья Короля шуршат, Но тишина царит в Каркозе.

Мой голос нем, слова мертвы, Невыплаканных слез следы Засохнут навсегда в Каркозе.

Getting my silly little notebooks ready for a silly little fair

Am I insane or is Homestuck greatly influenced by the Book of the New Sun?

I'm not sure if I already posted it here

That moment when you apply for your first art market

And then see the organizer lady promote "her postcards" and they are all AI 💀

Cut some new stampsssss

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