THE BOX BEAST Is Finally Getting Painted

Half of my experience as a GM is running a 5e adventure every once in a while only to realize "ahhh so thaaaat's why I haven't touched this absolute brain frying machine of a system in a year, I should remember not to touch it with a 10 foot pole ever again"

But then I let people on the internet gaslite me into thinking that 5e is not THAT much harder then OSR and the cycle continues

My new player keeps falling asleep what do I do

dragons are nice and all but what if they had cool eggs like sharks or manta rays

Getting my silly little notebooks ready for a silly little fair

I will never be online again if you need me I'll be in the Elden Ring DLC

Who knew that I'd find out the origin of the "to prove that you are not a camel" idiom from a screenshot of a bluesky post in English reposted on tumblr dot com

Actually crazy how many references to soviet jokes are still used in russian

Also today on Delta Green

It was the first time when we had a handout for our Handler and not the other way round

Behold! A guide to Buenos Aires from the 90s. We gave it to a witness (who we were ordered to kill) and sent her to Argentina

*wakes up*

I finally came up with a perfect setting for my weirdo characters to live in

*goes back to sleep, never mentions it ever again*

Visited a russian-speaking lgbt immigrants fair (god what a mouthful)

It had an extra hour in a ball pit

And this guy who wasn't selling anything he just sat there and painted. I heard him say "well I just excepted a magical way of life"

I'm planning to become this guy when it's time for me to retire

I wonder if you get vaccinated and you already have autism, does it randomly reroll your autism or do you get some new points to spend? or does nothing happen? this sure would suck because why would you start with autism if you can get it from an item