Dragons Are So Territorial That As Soon As An Egg Is Laid It Needs To Fuck Right Off And Fend For Itself

Found this lovely gal at a thrift store and painted her some friends

(I wanted to upload some before pictures too, but Tumblr just won't let me😭)

I CRAVE to choose violence and to argue with every 5th text post I see

But last time when I wrote a cohesive text in English was in 2011 for an exam and it wasn't even an important exam for me, I put much more effort into chemistry

And now the most compelling argument I can make is "u stupid thing bad lmao"

Witch is more than enough for the internet, I'm aware of that, but it's not what I CRAVE

I didn't know that which country is more transfobic was a competition

But I have to give it to the US, they are waaay ahead of Russia in this one!

I dreamed that I was writing an adventure for Delta Green. Or rather, running it, improvising as I went. There was a scene where a character (a child) is sneaking around an empty school, because there is a monster on the second floor of the school. The kid doesn't know it yet, but the monster is a bunch of people stuck together in a slimy heap. He only knows about the monster because of the sounds it makes - like someone slapping a wet mop on the floor.

The school is empty because there is a September 1st assembly going on outside the school. I have no idea if they do something like this in the US, but it was ambiguous whether the adventure was taking place somewhere in the former USSR or somewhere else. It could have been any other event that required all the students to be gathered outside.

There was a clue that the history teacher was telling the kids how before WWII Germany hired people in the USSR for sabotage and they had a secret sign to identify each other - a coin. And he showed this coin. It and the monster were somehow connected. And the child was trying to decide - either to use something from the chemistry class to try to defeat the monster, or not to approach it at all, find a coin and run.

At the same time, another character, also a child, was riding a train and trying to figure out how to send her mother a text message so that she would think it was from her father, who was now on an expedition at a polar station.

Unfortunately I don't know what the context was, but in the dream I really enjoyed watching the player figure out how to do it from a child's point of view.

My new player keeps falling asleep what do I do

Cut some new stampsssss