What If Jonah Prefers Symbolic/nonmoving Eyes And Doesn’t Look Through Other People’s Eyes Very Much

What if the watcher wasnt ceaseless

One thing we don’t talk about enough is that michael distortion looks… basically normal. Like canonically.

Wiki excerpt: “Michael is a very tall man, approximately 6.5 feet, with a round face. His hair is blonde and forms ringlets that come down to his shoulders.”

He only looks like our silly horror guy with knife hands when viewed through reflections or warped glass. So technically almost all fanart done of michael is actually a reflection of a much more normal-looking drawing of a random blonde guy.

One of my hobbies is doing things that dont line up with the holiday. Halloween? Draw sweet looking characters that nothing bad will happen to! Christmas? Listen to loud vocaloid that’s probably about murder or something but i dont speak japanese so idk, and scroll the bill cipher tag! Some random day in july? Listen to some christmas albums to find that one tso song that got stuck in your head a while ago that you can’t remember the name of! Highly recommend not following the theme

I still have some spop brainrot in me despite the recent prevalence of tma

Anyways i feel like entrapta would be an avatar of the- *gets dragged offstage*

A very happy birthday to Her Majesty the Queen of SCIENCE!

I think if you spend too much time hating something, you start seeing it in places where it isn’t

Okay but jon is like mostly scar tissue by the end?? Counting off things that probably scarred:

- worms

- daisy kidnapping him

- michael stab

- shaking jude’s hand

- he was in the middle of a plastic explosive going off during the unknowing and no one talks about it. Like yeah he survived but also he was semi-dead for half a year, that shit probably left a mark (ha, ha) other than him becoming abruptly more avatarlike

- rib removal

- melanie stab

- i feel like im forgetting something but i cant say what

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Might have been done before but silly tag game. Who is prev's blorbo?

I think Michael and Helen would have different colour schemes. Michael is like a walking pansexual flag to me while Helen leans more polysexual flag