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Soooo.... I made (Y/n)'s and Skrael's 3rd child:

He doesn't have a name yet. So any suggestions?

One of the events in the kirby series that made me realize that there was more going on beneath the surface of the games.

meguca

I mean... My type is bastards who have the potential to be tender and loving towards their s/o. •Qilby (Wakfu Season 2) •Lumine (Megaman X8) •Dark Taranza (Team Kirby Clash Deluxe) •Carpaccio (Wario: Master of Disguise) •Does Arceus (Pokémon Gen 4 [Diamond/Pearl/Platinum]) count? He was pretty aggressive in the beginning, but that was due to being tricked by the humans- •I kinda wanna count Zor (Sonic Lost World) but then again, he is just depressed bby. Maybe he is tiny bit of bastard because he is sassy mofo.

Oh no… I never noticed a theme in the characters I’m drawn to in fiction before because there didn’t used to be a pattern…

But guys… I think I’ve got a type.

Baby-faced beefcakes with hearts of gold and biceps that could crush a watermelon.

this... this is true savagery right here.

lifehacks from the greatest

ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent:

bought a really nice looking fountain pen

that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard

this hero 901 cost me $3 on ebay and i don’t know why people assume that this is a pen for intelligent people but they do

it works better when i am using a nice notebook and not the avengers notebook that makes it look like the hulk is grabbing my sweet pen

i write in code which for some reason leads everyone to assume that i am some kind of da vinci motherfucker, instead of the reality, which is that i am writing about dicks and don’t want anyone to know

it looks like i am constantly taking notes on everything which is both intimidating and inaccurate, just the way i like it

i bought a usb clicker/laser pointer for $11 and now it seems like i’ve got this shit on lock, like i am so pro at giving presentations i even own accessories

holding a clicker makes you seem at least 10% more like you know what you’re talking about i’m pretty sure

i check the weekly freebies on creativemarket every monday so now i have a huge folder of pro-looking website themes and powerpoint templates and fill-in-the-blank resumes (also a lot of autumnal clipart and watercolor flowers and script fonts but that is less relevant)

i bought a ceramic coffee mug at world market years ago and it makes me look like a productive coffee-drinker because no one knows it’s full of hot cocoa

i don’t know why drinking coffee makes you look busy it just does even though i’m pretty sure it statistically reduces productivity

bonus: not only does no one know i’m just drinking Depression Chocolate but they think i am being Environmentally Conscious rather than Poor As Shit

extra bonus: i can take a sip whenever it looks like someone is going to ask a question and then they ask someone else

i almost never have to answer questions and i leave the room a lot because i have to pee constantly so double extra bonus

“That’s a very good question, and one that deserves an in-depth answer, so if you’d like to leave me your card I’d be happy to discuss it with you later one-on-one” aka “how DARE you suggest i waste everyone’s time answering this question right now” aka “lmfao i have no fucking clue what you just said please let me secretly google that okay”

bonus: now it seems like you are a sophisticated grownup who assumes everyone has A Card and if they have to settle for writing their email on a scrap of paper you can feel smug about it even though in your heart you know that you are no better

i’ve got anxiety and poor impulse control and anxiety about my poor impulse control so i generally say jack shit about shit and this constant silence is often misinterpreted as aloof observation

no one knows that my air of mystery is actually a bad case of the shy and i am too shy to correct them so it works out

when i’m on my laptop and i don’t want anyone to notice how much i’m dicking around i turn the brightness way down so they can’t snoop without being obvious

at least one window of notepad++ with some random html page or css stylesheet in it makes randos assume you are some kind of genius doing some genius shit, unless they are CS major randos, in which case i guess find an intimidating looking excel spreadsheet and hope for the best

The gif speaks for itself.

But for those of you who don't know, it's my boi Giratina - the "unwanted" son of God himself. My name is Gabriel, which starts with a G.

yeehaw

If you had a Pokémon who’s name started with the same letter as your name, what Pokémon would you have?

I would have an Eevee 😍

Okay, so kill all of them quickly and painlessly. Got it.

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

babey

Taranza Headcannons because I’m bored

Taranza lives in a little cottage near the whispy woods with a small garden space in his backyard. He’s considered moving deeper into the woods, but he doesn’t want to disturb the animals or whispy himself.

The eyes on the back of his head are nearsighted and are only really good for detecting motion for his own safety

He was one of the first few (alongside Susie) to try and sympathize with the Mage Sisters after the death of Hyness, especially Zan

He keeps a small journal to help him cope with his anxiety and depression and he often writes most things on his mind inside. As a result, he tries to keep anyone and everyone from seeing it out of fear of what they’ll think or that they’ll start to worry about him more.

He also writes poetry on occasion as an outlet!

He occasionally speaks with a nervous stutter and has a tendency to fumble his words even around people he’s comfortable with.

He knows how to sew! Or at least enough to mend fabric and clothing. He’s considering learning a bit more to perhaps start on some basic clothes on his own.

He gets more sleepier during the cold seasons as a result of being the species that he is. It is mostly to conserve energy and warmth during the winter months to avoid needing to stay out in the cold. His current record is sleeping for almost two whole days.

this is the same thing I did as a child except it was a yoyo