Actually, He Walked In On Beta Being Modified Using The Pieces Of Their Other "siblings" That Were Scrapped

WHY DID PEOPLE FIND THIS FUNNY, I WASN'T EVEN TRYING-

okay so strickler calls jim young atlas, nomura calls him little gynt, now place your bets as to what notenrique would call him

how

Allow me to introduce you to one.

Meet Qilby; an immortal half-dragon God. He betrayed his own kind out of boredom and invited a distant race from another planet to wreak havoc on it just so his people would have a reason to leave. They only found out a few millenniums later. He even tricked the main protagonist, who was his kind's King reincarnated, into thinking that QILBY was the King.

He also beat up the King's twin, and those two are literally only thirteen.

He's not just a madlad. He's a hellbent gent.

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

I require headcanons based off of spider-boi or else I will perish in approximately 45 time units

OH DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!!!

Taranza and Sectonia met as children in school and they’ve been besties ever since

Taranza knows how to sew!

(Gijinka) He occasionally wears a pair of mary-janes that he and sectonia got so they could match like twins. Comfortable and stylish!

He’s not scared of storms, but he does have a bit of a discomfort with lightning and the loud booming thunder just because it’s a loud and sudden sound and he’s an anxious boi...

He’s closest with Susie, Magolor, Kirby, and Morpho.

He loves to visit the library and just pick out a book from each genre

Actually if Dreamland was a capitalist utopia where money was needed for everything, he’d probably be a librarian or a full time gardener/florist

He and Kirby sometimes make cakes together when they hang out

He has problems with remembering to eat sometimes when he gets wrapped up in reading, gardening, or on the off days when his depression isn’t as well manageable

His appetite is also really small and he hardly ever eats in big amounts even when he is aware that he’s hungry. He needs to eat-

He sometimes helps king dedede and brings him some nice tea imported from Floralia!

I’ll reblog you some more but here!! Take my Headcanons!!! Will gladly talk about the boy for 0$!!!!

-Mod Taranza, back at it again with the hyperfixations🕸

more like Dark Taranza after Team Kirby Clash Deluxe because Tazzy don't wear makeup

Taranza, after the events of Triple Deluxe: I didn’t have fun at all. My eyeliner’s ruined, my arms hurt, I got kicked in the head, I hate everything, and I didn’t even know I could do that.

thank you for this blursed info

Meta dad is very epic

a g o n y n i p p l e ?

Pain bricks

who spilled the cranberry juice cocktail

my third braincell at 2 AM