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jesper: who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads she wins, tails i lose. jesper: wait a minute... kaz: yes, jes? jesper: i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!

nina: inej, we need more candy! inej: what? there's only been like four kids. nina: yeah, i know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so i just gave her everything. wylan: no wonder you're pregnant.

i have many regrets,,, one of them is definitely deciding to rewatch bbc merlin and remembering the shitty ending <3

mary saying “now that i’m gone i know what u could become because i know who u really are” is all the confirmation i need that johnlock is canon. <3

how is otto hightower the sanest person on the greens side rn. the bar is in hell.

(helaena my darling doesn’t count, she’s not on a side).

u know, i’m on twitter and tumblr because i like to compartmentalize. tumblr is for my fandoms and my long analysis on why scarlet witch is wearing black widow’s jacket. twitter is where i listen to people talk about political issues they heard about from instagram and have the worst takes i’ve ever heard. but, i feel like if we all try really hard, we can make this website the best of both worlds.

kaz: okay, that's it, so everybody knows. it's official. we're moving in together. no turning back. are ya scared? are ya?! inej: ...no. kaz: wow, that was my scariest voice. you're very brave.

I still see this anti blackness, misandry, misogynoir and overall white fragility floating around and I really need y'all to get the HELL OVER YOURSELVES. Y'all genuinely think white female representation in media is needed??? As if y'all arent the standard that society tells WOC THEY NEED TO BE IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL OR "TAME". It's the preaching intersectional feminism but only caring about what benefits white women in the long run for me. It's the white supremacy, the racism, the white tears™️ for me when a POC calls you out on your BULLSHIT. I told y'all, if I caught y'all disrespecting Sam Wilson today it was gonna be on and popping and I meant every. fucking. word. of. it. TAG YOUR SHIT CORRECTLY. STAY OUT OF THE SAM WILSON TAG. STAY OUT OF THE CAPTAIN AMERICA TAG. AND IF I CATCH ANYMORE RACISM IN THE WHAT IF TAG?? EXPECT TO BE DRAGGED TO HELL AND BACK, BECAUSE I CAN AND WILL DO THIS SHIT ALL DAY. Y'ALL AINT ABOUT TO TAINT THAT TAG WITH RACISM AND WHITE FEMINISM, TAKE YOUR SHIT TO THE PEGGY CARTER OR CAPTAIN CARTER TAG AND LEAVE IT THE FUCK THERE.

HAVE A NICE DAY BELOVED!

people shipping namor x shuri like he’s not literally a 500 year old god and she’s not below the legal drinking age (and shuri x riri IS RIGHT THERE)

i’m rewatching good omens and i forgot how fucking gay this show is. like i think i assume tumblr exaggerates, but wow.