Billy: How Was The Honeymoon?

Dwayne: You three, explain right now!

Marko: It was Amber.

David: It was Amber.

Paul: It was Amber.

Amber:

Amber: …fuck.

Robin: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Finney periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Robin: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Keep scrolling if you blame Spider

Spider, who is literally still a child by human standards.

Spider, who never gave away Jake's or the Omatikaya's location.

Spider, who cares about the Sullys' safety over his own.

Spider, who didn't want any blood on his hands or a guilty conscience if he left someone to die.

Spider, who just didn't want anyone else to get hurt.

Spider, who never betrayed the Na'vi (unlike Jake but hey, who's counting that, right?)

Spider, who had to fend for himself to survive the toughest events because he didn't have an adult who would tear the world apart for him like the Sully children do.

Spider, who loves Pandora and Eywa.

Spider, who just wanted to be one of Her children because he never knew what it was like for a mother to love him.

Spider, who probably understands Eywa's whole "balance of life" meaning more than others.

Spider, who already lost Neteyam but he couldn't afford to lose anyone else in his life, no matter how terrible they are as a person.

Spider, who helped Jake save Kiri and Tuk when everyone else was still too shocked to move.

Spider, who chose mercy over violence/death.

Spider, who did what he could to survive (I'd like to see how YOU would react under such pressure. It all seems obvious and easy watching from the other side of the screen, right?)

Spider, who was likely being misled, brainwashed, and gaslit by the Recoms.

Spider, who is clearly a victim but hey, let's blame him for simply being a decent human being, right?

Spider, who likely thought he owed Quaritch after he saved him from being tortured.

Spider, who likely thought he owed Quaritch for giving him life.

Spider, who just wanted a father who was proud of him.

Spider, who has been clearly neglected by the heroes (Jake and Neytiri) but doesn't openly or verbally blame them.

Spider, who doesn't purposely threaten children's lives like Quaritch and Neytiri do.

Spider, who just wanted to be one of the People.

Spider, who wouldn't have made those difficult choices had he been properly loved and raised.

Spider, who is as easy to blame as Lo'ak for endangering the people they love (but again, no one's counting, right?)

Spider, who is clearly not a villain, just misunderstood.

Spider, who wasn't raised by the village but didn't burn it down to feel its warmth because he's not petty, not vindictive, not evil, and not a killer.

Spider, who is. A. Child.

No one saw the Finney and Vance friendship coming. Donna says she did but no one believes her.

Mom Arellano was concerned at first but quickly changed her mind when she saw Vance awkwardly trying to comfort Finney while waiting for Robin to arrive.

Uncle Arellano thought it was hilarious seeing Robin so worked up over someone else defending Finney. Having someone else beat up people messing with Finney before Robin had the chance.

Steve: So what's for dinner?

Eddie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Moose beat up Finney last year. That was before he became best friends with Robin.

One day when Moose is talking shit to Robin he brings up Finney. Tells Robin that maybe he needs to have another serious talk with Finney. Robin's obviously confused and Moose laughs before walking away.

Robin asks Finney about Moose the next day and Finney tells him everything. Tells him about the bullying, the name calling and all the punches. Finney doesn't think he's ever seen Robin so angry.

The next day Robin's making a show out of beating up Moose. Times it perfectly so Finney sees the whole thing.

Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Steve walks in*

Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Ritchie : I failed my safety training course today.

Billy : Why, what happened?

Ritchie : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Billy : And?

Ritchie : Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Steve, to the party: alright, listen up you little shits

Steve: not you will, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here