Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Steve walks in*
Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Robin: Hey, Finney, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Finney: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Robin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Finney: Can't really say I have.
Robin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Finney: Sorry, Robin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Robin: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Finney: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Robin: Death is a social construct.
Dwayne: You three, explain right now!
Marko: It was Amber.
David: It was Amber.
Paul: It was Amber.
Amber:
Amber: …fuck.
Robin: Pros and cons of dating me.
Robin: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Robin: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Robin: Eddie stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.
Eddie: I got a full house and four people died.
Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?
Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey
Steve: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Eddie: I think you mean cards.
Steve, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Stranger things holloween
Steve and robin
Jonathan and Nancy
Jim and Joyce
El and max
Mike, Dustin, will and lucas
Eddie and argyle
Erica
Steve to Tammy Thompson