Vance, Tending To Finney Wounds: How Would You Rate Your Pain?

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Steve: So what's for dinner?

Eddie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Who wouldn't though just imagine the adventure

just want someone to gandalf my ass out of my house pls

Moose beat up Finney last year. That was before he became best friends with Robin.

One day when Moose is talking shit to Robin he brings up Finney. Tells Robin that maybe he needs to have another serious talk with Finney. Robin's obviously confused and Moose laughs before walking away.

Robin asks Finney about Moose the next day and Finney tells him everything. Tells him about the bullying, the name calling and all the punches. Finney doesn't think he's ever seen Robin so angry.

The next day Robin's making a show out of beating up Moose. Times it perfectly so Finney sees the whole thing.

Finney: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bruce: Mind your language!

Finney: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bruce:

Finney: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Robin: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Finney: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Robin: Yes.

Finney: I'd sleep.

Robin: So, I've been thinking Finney-

Finney: That's dangerous.

Eddie & Ritchie in the back of Billy's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Stanley : We have food at home.

Billy: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Eddie & Ritchie: YAYYYYYY!

Billy: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Robin: Hey, Finney, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Finney: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Robin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Finney: Can't really say I have.

Robin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Finney: Sorry, Robin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.