Spider Socorro Protection Squad

It's so true tho

Steve Harrington would describe their gender as part time guy

Steve: So, Munson is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Robin: Why?

Steve: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Eddie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Nancy: *is carrying all the groceries*

Robin: *holds out hand to help*

Nancy: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Robin's hand*

Eddie, sitting on the floor with some paper and a sharpie: Love is a weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.

Dustin: You’re literally making a valentines card for Steve right now.

Eddie, pointing a glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Henderson

Paul: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

David: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Amber: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Dwayne: What was the color called before then?

Marko: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

Finney: hey is Vance sleeping or dead?

Robin: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Griffin: Yeah, so did I.

Vance: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Robin: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Finney: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Robin: Death is a social construct.

Robin: Am I in trouble?

Finney: Take a guess.

Ribin: No?

Finney: Take another guess.

Robin: Hey, Finney, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Finney: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Robin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Finney: Can't really say I have.

Robin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Finney: Sorry, Robin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Robin: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?