Abled Person: Hey Man, Can You Hold This Wad Of $2,000 And This One Penny For Me While I Open My Wallet?

song of the day!

this is very eyepocalypse core-

day 53- It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) {R.E.M.}

also the sotd might be a bit off for the next two weeks bc I’m going to be out of the country

song of the day!

I was told this was a good song and that it very much gave stranger vibes so I should listen to it (it totally does give stranger vibes and it is a very good song):

day 84- Masquerade/Why so silent? {Andrew Lloyd Webber, Cast of “The Phantom Of The Opera”)}

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

song of the day!

god, I forgot yesterday, again, sorry guys

I chose two jmart core songs today bc I love them and they’re been stuck in my head:

day 19- As The World Caves In {Matt Maltese} day 20- As It Was {Hozier}

does anyone want to do an rp with me

I really wnat to do an rp but no e of my friends want to so I’ve decided to ask tumblr

if anyone is interested message me ig?

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

ok bc I saw someone ask this yes simon absolutely makes the road go on forever, much to the chagrin of everyone else, when peter annoys him.

at one point salesa did actually notice and asked about it. elias and peter both gave him the “if looks could kill” glare while simon just grinned at him. rayner continued to glare out the window and regret every life choice that brought him here.

peter is very much considering closing the window.

and yes, of course elias is riding shotgun bc it was either him or simon (rayner and salesa claimed their spots in the back pretty quickly and leitner is…. somewhere (hes in the trunk but its fine shhh)) and peter wouldve driven them off the road by now if he had to have simon next to him the whole time. as much as they annoy each other, peter would very much rather have his husband next to him than simon fucking fairchild. (I love simon with all my heart hes so me core)

I had another idea for the Rich Old Man Squad roadtrip au

its not much but yk how on most roadtrips you rotate between drivers so one person isnt driving the whole time? yeah well tgat doesnt happen here, peter drives the whole time. its not just that though; all pf them have their own little spot and theres an unspoken agreement that everyone stays in their spot. so example elias rides shotgun the whole time, simon rides in the back on the drivers side, etc.

oh also simon is that little bitch who annoys everyone (mostly peter though) by going “are we there yet” every five seconds 💀

i'm AWARE this is a stupid hill to die on, but like. trope vs theme vs cliché vs motif vs archetype MATTERS. it matters to Me and i will die on this hill no matter how much others decide it's pointless. words mean things

song of the day!

its been stuck in my head ever since I woke up so:

day 31- Dread In My Heart {Mother Mother}