ok bc I saw someone ask this yes simon absolutely makes the road go on forever, much to the chagrin of everyone else, when peter annoys him.
at one point salesa did actually notice and asked about it. elias and peter both gave him the “if looks could kill” glare while simon just grinned at him. rayner continued to glare out the window and regret every life choice that brought him here.
peter is very much considering closing the window.
and yes, of course elias is riding shotgun bc it was either him or simon (rayner and salesa claimed their spots in the back pretty quickly and leitner is…. somewhere (hes in the trunk but its fine shhh)) and peter wouldve driven them off the road by now if he had to have simon next to him the whole time. as much as they annoy each other, peter would very much rather have his husband next to him than simon fucking fairchild. (I love simon with all my heart hes so me core)
its not much but yk how on most roadtrips you rotate between drivers so one person isnt driving the whole time? yeah well tgat doesnt happen here, peter drives the whole time. its not just that though; all pf them have their own little spot and theres an unspoken agreement that everyone stays in their spot. so example elias rides shotgun the whole time, simon rides in the back on the drivers side, etc.
oh also simon is that little bitch who annoys everyone (mostly peter though) by going “are we there yet” every five seconds 💀
in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.
to everyone who doesn’t like good omens or neil gaiman anymore, i implore you, READ HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE.
i am being so serious. it’s like if monty python was sci fi and the main character was chuck bartowski with an anxiety disorder.
it needs more fandom and has so many hilarious jokes and the two main characters are shippable to the level that crowley and aziraphale are.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is its full name, and im sure many have heard of it, but im telling you to READ IT. pleasepleasepleaseplease i need more zaphod beeblebrox fanart in my life. i am suffering.
so I’m starting school again soon and I’m going to stop doing the song of the day for now
I’ll see if I want to keep doing it once school actually starts but for now I’m going to put it on hold
its so good omg
so I finished tma the other day (no, I’m not ok 🥰) and I went looking for a playlist. I found a pretty good one, and one of the songs was “A Complete List of Fears Ages 5-28 (Approx)” and I literally had to check it wasnt a jmart fansong bc its so them 😭
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it
Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.
Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.
I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅
Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.
So basically it started off in my elementary school before fucking Wilbur soot appears (no I did not get bit) and I start asking him questions but for some reason I didn’t ask him about the biting, over and over in my head I’m thinking, ask him about the biting. I think my dream self was trying to keep the timeline the same but then it changed completely to Stan and Kyle angst then Stan died at the end?? Another thing is I say that the second person running this acc is like Stan and I’m like Kyle so was this an omen about him?? Should I be worried?
Yall one of my friends wants a gf so im making this
She wants a red velvet lesbian gf who’s emo but the emo part is optional and can be no older then 14
She’s a ginger btw
its so jmart core 😭:
day 55- This Side of Paradise {Coyote Theory}
two dumbasses who decided at 2:37 in the morning to create a tumblr account together
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