More Rich Old Man Squad(™) Roadtrip Au Ideas

I SAID NOT TO FOR A REASON 😭

never fucking read dipper goes to taco bell. what the actual fuck.

i'm AWARE this is a stupid hill to die on, but like. trope vs theme vs cliché vs motif vs archetype MATTERS. it matters to Me and i will die on this hill no matter how much others decide it's pointless. words mean things

she hitchhike on my guide till i galaxy

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

does anyone know how to draw a South Park background because I think I would have a mental breakdown if I had to look for one just to only use it once 😁😁😁😁

song of the day!

I think I found this bc of a tma tiktok compilation I watched one time, so thats pretty fitting:

day 61- Mama {My Chemical Romance}

I had another idea for the Rich Old Man Squad roadtrip au

its not much but yk how on most roadtrips you rotate between drivers so one person isnt driving the whole time? yeah well tgat doesnt happen here, peter drives the whole time. its not just that though; all pf them have their own little spot and theres an unspoken agreement that everyone stays in their spot. so example elias rides shotgun the whole time, simon rides in the back on the drivers side, etc.

oh also simon is that little bitch who annoys everyone (mostly peter though) by going “are we there yet” every five seconds 💀

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

guys I’m losing my marbles

so I finished tma the other day (no, I’m not ok 🥰) and I went looking for a playlist. I found a pretty good one, and one of the songs was “A Complete List of Fears Ages 5-28 (Approx)” and I literally had to check it wasnt a jmart fansong bc its so them 😭

Say hello to my Oc Asher! (Asher Finnegan Carson)

This is my little goober Asher, he is a recurring character that usually helps cartman in his plans

people get both their last names wrong with him getting called “cartman” a few times

he doesn’t like the the main four and I quote “I would rather jump off a cliff than have to date one of those assholes but if I was held at gunpoint to date one it would be Kyle”

he’s cool with the other 3 but annoys the living hell out of them (he killed Kenny like 24 times in the past BUT ON ACCIDENT) (only some of them)

He’s one of those kids that wears shorts and a shirt even in the winter and says “guys it’s not even that cold!”

Asher’s family owns a bakery and whenever they have shit that didn’t sell he just gives it to Kenny instead of throwing it away because he doesn’t like wasting food

him and Tweek know each other at least because their families work together since Tweek’s family owns a coffee shop

his best friend is this kid named August and they become friends whenever Asher found him eating mud in the corner of the playground when they were 6

Asher is a loud yapper who is louder than rock music at full volume and yaps like there’s no tomorrow and August is also a loud yapper, this is probably because both of them are diagnosed ADHD gremlins that professionally yap.

Asher also has a ginger Maine Coon cat named Ethan