Me: :(

[Sam, Dean and Cas are staying in some house temporarily while on a hunt]

Cas: There's a female woman at the door

Dean: (at Sam) Wh- why is he saying that? (Turns to Cas) Why are you saying that?

Cas looks at Dean blankly and motions to the door.

Sam looks at his watch as the doorbell rings.

Sam: Ooooh wait, that's probably for me.

Dean: (confusion)

Sam opens the door and accepts a package from a mail woman.

Dean and Cas look at each other

Dean: Wait... When we get deliveries, you're... You're thinking it's called the MALE-MAN!?

Dean doubles over, laughing

Dean: AND SINCE IT WAS A LADY YOU ASSUMED IT WOULD BE A FEMALE WOMAN!?

Castiel looks extremely confused

Cas: that's what you said the other day, though, I know I heard you right? Male man???

Sam: (sets down with his package, pointing at it and smiling) Mail, m a i l.

Dean is positively howling in the background.

Spock is NOT a fan of the talking Time Doughnut

WAIT THIS IS THE GREAT DEPRESSION AU ONE I FORGOT

She move on my castle till I Howl

Gonna play this next time I need to clean my dorm room and see if it makes me go faster

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though

911 IS HAPPENING IRL NEAR ME!!!

@zaniephoenixblr-blog broke the news to me😭😭

@i-am-a-fish

Fact check?

I do want it. I don't know why, but I do

Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.

Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.

ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!

🫀🫀🫀

I am filled with joy knowing you enjoyed what my fingers wiggled out :) it is something isn't it

It really is! And it's me who's filled with joy at how funny it was :)