Don't Mind Me. Devouring The Entirety Of The Loki Series. All Of It. You Will No Longer Be Able To Watch

Completely accurate, thank you Tumblr user @peniswizard69

Hey. Hey guys. Pssst. Guys. Hey. H-

DEALOCKTOR JUMPSCARE‼️

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Superwholock 2024!!!!

let's make it happen. This future is possible with YOU 🫵 and you alone. To officially kick this off I've created the face of Superwholock. Look at it. It's horrible, but you love it... it's power is too strong to be defied. If you hate this and want to see more, I'll do another with a second set of faces!

Reblog to pay respect to The Dealocktor

I didn't want to have to do this, but I really wanted to do this...

How can a man have such beady eyes. Are you a man at this point? Or just like.. a rat-man or something lol. Or a- UHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING what the HELL is that why is there so much skin???

This is not my beautiful house... This is not my beautiful wi- *frying pan bonk noise*

[wakes up in the hospital]

how did I get here?

Hey. I'll make one. Someday. Guaranteed.

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

Wait a second...

He's hogging the phone!

It's a bit scratchy but I hope you like it all hail Gaimen

"ruby has the cheese touch"

If you know, you know

Life imitates art

it was a brisk exchange.

So, due to a series of fortunate events, I got it for free from Oriental Trading. ((No they aren't paying me to advertise him, it was actually SLIGHTLY sketchy but don't worry about it))

Fun fact! He's technically a plush doorstop. He has a metal plate in his base that weighs him down wonderfully so he doesn't fall over. Also, if you crash, a special hidden mechanism activates which gives him the ability to fly, break glass, break bones, and maim or kill! (aka this thing might rocket straight though your windshield due to the weight). Cool, right?!

"K9 Doorstop Oriental Trading" should bring you to him :)

I'll save you the time to check the price: he's 40 dollars and actually officially licensed. Based on how much I use him (feeling a deep friendship with him whatever I'm in my car), for my uses, 40 dollars is worth it! If I did pay it

I'm a silly little dumdum and left the plate in because, idk, K9 sitting upright as I take sharp turns is more important than my safety, but I feel morally obligated to let you know that you probably *should* remove the plate if you have him in a vehicle. Or die with honor, impaled by a robot dog. Both perfectly good options so long as you are informed that this thing May Kill You.

FIVE STARS FROM ME! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

He's held up very well over the years and changed from a grey-blue to a more screen accurate grey in the sun, which I love, would recommend. This K9 doorstop is to die for!

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though