I Sure Hope Being Gruesomely Murdered Isn’t Ur Fetish. It Certainly Isn’t Mine. Hope This Helps 🫶

the other night i had a nightmare that my mom was cheating on my dad with mr beast and i was trying to warn my mom that he was evil but he was right there so i couldn’t outright say anything and i literally woke up in a cold sweat it was terrifying

favorite genre of confession has got to be “i love you, you asshole” followed up by “i love you, you idiot”

hahaha nooooo. you get *spins wheel* live dissection!!!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

guys. GUYS.

what should i change my name too. i need to chance it. what. should it be.

ah, yes. my bad. guess i’ll just kill myself.

how life feels after a phone call with that one person

hello motherfuckers (working on my gender neutral greetings) i now have *drum roll* 1,174 words!!!! i need to asleep now.

ok so i have like 20 followers maybe but i absolutely MUST post unnecessary life updates. SO. i am SO READY TO LOCK IN. i have a 2,000 word AP essay due sunday and ive barely started and its worth over half my grade. i will post again at midnight what my word count is. currently at 250. ill see you all it two hours. pls for the love of all that is good and holy, pray for me, wish me luck, any of the above. 🫡🫡🫡

ok so i have like 20 followers maybe but i absolutely MUST post unnecessary life updates. SO. i am SO READY TO LOCK IN. i have a 2,000 word AP essay due sunday and ive barely started and its worth over half my grade. i will post again at midnight what my word count is. currently at 250. ill see you all it two hours. pls for the love of all that is good and holy, pray for me, wish me luck, any of the above. 🫡🫡🫡

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup

me when i love someone’s daughter