YIPPIEEEEE

gosh i just. Fucking Love Mushrooms So Much. like i’m just sitting here and then randomly 🍄🍄‍🟫🍀🍁🍄🍄‍🟫. I LOVE THEMMMMM.

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

i think everyone deserves to witness this beauty

my teacher took my phone away for a bit because I like talking to you too much 😬

:(

That's so sad, but I'll still be here when you return <3

Your teacher is mean, but well-intentioned, we wouldn't want you being distracted because of me, would we?

ah shoot ur right my bad

babes. that might be a sign of something.

mw i am both acting and look high..

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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i just won a game and to celebrate i made everyone lose The Game.

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

they love me for my patient listening skills and scathing commentary.