The Fact That Languages Change Over Time Is So Funny To Me. We Have Thousands Of Language That Work Perfectly

got called neurodivirign today and then the bitch played a sick riff on my guitar. wtf is high school man

“that much sugar is bad for you” “that much caffeine could kill you” listen karen. unless you wanna try fighting my sweet tooth and caffeine addiction in hand to hand combat, stay out of it. i’ll die exactly how i want to thank you very much.

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

family lore is insane because it ranges from “dang can’t believe my older cousin sam dropped out of college” to “what do you MEAN aunt jackie was involved in the irish MAFIA???”

Intro Post:

Hello everyone!!!

Before we get started I thought I should issue a WARNING:

this introductory post is the best grammar you will ever receive from me unless I am posting explicitly about writing. Other than that I will sound like a raccoon who was given a keyboard.

I’ve created this blog to showcase a variety of content including (but not limited to):

- Writing

- Music

- Books

- Art

- Many different fandoms

- Memes

- Cats

- Stories from my life

- Random updates

- Mental health awareness

My pronouns are they/them.

My name is not to be disclosed here. If I gain followers I’ll have them vote on what to call me.

Thanks. 🫡

i was having all my friends sign my shoes at the end of the year and i was talking to someone while my friend clara was signing my shoe and i looked down to see that she signed it Osama B. L. and i took fifty fucking points of psychic damage.

My sense of humor is so broken

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, and so much

All because I made this

they love me for my patient listening skills and scathing commentary.

new pronouns just dropped <3

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.