Erm.. New Birthday Card..

IM CRYING 💀💀

WE WERE RIGHT, THE HONKSHOO 80 YEAR OLD GRANDPA FIT IS REALLLLL 😭😭😭

NOW WE JUST NEED VIL IN THE SEXY FEATHERED ROBE (twst please) ALSO Rook having his freckles means that they aren’t gone, he just covers it up with makeup (as seen in his groovy)!! 🙌 his little clips r also adorable but using NEIGE themed stuff after vdc is.. a choice.. (rook did you not learn your lesson)

Anyways, Vil, it's your calling and duty:

Omg i HAVE read your analyses!!!!!! I only just now realized!!!! 😭😭

I got obliterated or whatever by Tumblr and got annoyed working with the staff (once got nuked because they thought i was a spam bot because of how much i reblogged- evidently it was overly fast and random and they thought i wasn't human??? And the second time I'm not overly sure why but it was when i was messing with setting and renaming and then it like ghosted me (?) so i got really annoyed while working with support trying to recover my blog and i just made a different one)

Anyways yeah i have interacted and read your analyses before i just forgot to re-follow and reblog then again lol

HELP WHAT 😭 IM SO SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU BUT ALSO THANK YOU 🫶 🫶 🫶 I HOPE YOU GET UR MAIN ACC BACK

I'm like two days late but fuck it let's go gothic maid Jade

Bonus JeiVil, this is slowly becoming a trend with Vil tweaking cause of Jade in a dress

Happy (very late) maid day lmao

thoughts on twst-character-(not yuu)-isekai where they come back before the first overblot after having seen everyone die to grim's overblot, and trying to prevent it all from happening by stopping every overblot? (BIG on kalim doing this because of that one fic that turned oasis maker into a one time wish + only housewarden who hasn't overblotted and has adequate reason to want to save EVERYONE), maybe w/ some repercussions like accumulating blot as an aftermath of stopping the emotional breakdowns cause because it's literally changing the past which is something fate doesn't condone

SIDE NOTE: ending where kalim overblots as a result of rewriting the past and/or dies, or faces some sort of bad ending by fate (isekaied into yuu's world, looses his memories of everyone, made a deal with fate to turn back time and save everyone for the price for his own life, dissolves into golden glitter at the end fairy tale hero style)

FUNNIEST THING EVER

and this was only 21 chapters before 5-30..

oh honey.. 😭😭

someone call vil cause this is a fashion emergency 😭🚨‼️ WHY DID TWST PUT NO EFFORT INTO THIS BC I COULD LITERALLY RECREATE IT ON IBIS PAINT IN 30 SECONDS- AND HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK GOOD BRO IM ACTUALLY CRYING 💀💀 ITS PISS YELLOW

twst has actually been flopping with the dreams bc what is this?? why is he a gangster again, i thought he wouldnt want to be? i thought his dream would be his dad coming back so he wouldn't have to step up as the man of the family, or just him not having violent tendencies and being liked by everyone in his home town- 😭 between this, jade, and kind of leona, twst is not eating down rn.. (i haven't seen a translation for cater's yet so it BETTER be good or im gonna flip out-)

ACE NEW BIRTHDAY CARD!!!1!1!11 ❤️

Another addition to the new slumber wear collection!!! I feel like the hoodie is a very ace choice, but I also think he's the kinda person who would go to bed wearing nothing but his boxers and socks 💀

Edit: I think his groovy is adorable, it's so funny to see him frantically scramble out of bed because he overslept, get out of bed dummy!! I also like how he looks without his heart makeup! (the fact that he walks around in only sandals though.. 😭)

Side Note:

this totally means that the dream of the "sexy furry robe and the grandpa nightgown" meme is still possible 😭😭😭

So.. about Jamil's dream..

(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)

Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this 💀:

"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"

*jingle jingle* 

"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"

*jingle jingle jingle*

"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"

*the sound of jingling intensifying*

I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face 😭

I just KNOW that Vil internally cringed when Skully kissed his hand with those crusty lips of his, even with gloves on- 😭

THANK YOU BEYONCE FOR THE HALLOWEEN CARD GROOVIES

I JUST FOUND THESE IN PINTEREST AND THEYVE PROBABLY BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE BUT I DONT CARE I HAVE TO POST THEM

LITERALLY LOOKS AT THEY ALL LOOK SOOO GOOD ESPECIALLY MY MAN JADE LIKE THEY MADE HIM SERVE SPECIFICALLY ALSO THE DYNAMIC ANGLES AND THE LIGHTING???? EAT DOWNNNN KINGS AUGHAJSHDJFBJSDJ