IM CRYING 💀💀

THE BOYS!!11!!1!1!!1 ‼️‼️‼️

this event is so goofy bro 😭

craziest fever dream ever 😭

Note: I just found a fanart of this scene on pinterest and it's the GREATEST THING EVER IM CRYING

THEIR FACES ARE SO GOOD- JAMIL LOOKS SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT AND GRIM IS JUST A LITTLE GUY CLINGING TO SEBEK WITH ALL HIS MIGHT 💀

(this art is NOT mine, credit to @5vyqMf2ItTU936W on twitter)

NEW CLUB CARD DROP!!1!1!! 🔥🔥

MALLEUS!!1!1! The running gag about his gargoyles hyperfixation finally gets to shine and it's so good, but also this outfit? IT EATS DOWN 🙌🙌

The leather looks really nice on him, my only despair is that the parasol color doesn't match the fit or the other way around.. actually, i'm not sure the royal purple matches the blue undertones in his hair-

The patchwork on his right arm is also confusing me but I'll have to see his sprite probably before I make my final opinion- Regardless, his hair SO GOOD IN THE LOW PONYTAIL!!! We haven't had any other hair switch ups for him besides his culinary crucible so seeing this is nice 😭

Edit: Groovy Version!!

He looks so good!! Rainy day Malleus!! Also I did just realize that he's wearing a rain coat because the practical usage of gargoyles is to channel water away like gutters-

Floyd already hates mushrooms because of Jade, he might start hating the color purple as well if Jade continues to be annoying about it

Bonus doodle, but also for shits and giggles, Epel does not like Jade

and Jade might be the one where the first incident of Epel sending moths to students dorms started

erm.. new birthday card..

I mean.. it's something?.. i lowkey thought he was wearing a supreme t-shirt at first so- 😭😭

ig we have another look of him without his glasses but also without makeup!! (still ugly- /J /J)

Edit: Groovied Version!!

he looks much better not wearing the jacket- but also MUSCLES DAMN??? (we all know trey’s the most built human character-)

lowkey been so burnt out tryna get my life together with counceling and therapy, wondering if i should touch up on all the cards i didn't post about over the past month 😭😭 (trein ssr, malleus birthday sleepwear, floyd and jamil new year groovies)

skully be crashing out 💀

my guy started tweaking out and DRUGGED jack skellington, turned US into a pumpkin (unclear??!?) and KIDNAPPED grim (also unclear?!??) and poor zero witnessed it all- 😭

op was right on the money with the first one, just a little tuft on the right

Hairstyle predictions for Aces luxe card.......

*slams my head against a desk*

EVERY TIME I THINK IVE ESCAPED IT, THE RABBIT HOLE OF KALIM'S REPRESSED TRAUMA DECIDES TO BITE ME IN THE ASS LIKE A SHIT ASS LITTLE SQUIRREL GODDAMI-

WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM MY POOR BABY HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT HES BEEN THROUGH OR WHY HES KIND

i feel like i've been pretty good at restraining myself in this blog, but that being said..

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE HES SO FINE OMG KICKING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GONNA THROW UP LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASEEE HIS HAIR???!?!?!?!?PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE IM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEESSSSS