(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)
Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this π:
"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"
*jingle jingle*Β
"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"
*jingle jingle jingle*
"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"
*the sound of jingling intensifying*
I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face π
I saw this and legit screamed βOH MY GOD.β while being in bed at like 11:30 pm ππ
I havenβt found any other leaks than this on tumblr but WE HAVE TO GET A CARD FOR THIS TWST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ON MY HANDS AND KNEES LEONAβS DREAM IN CHAPTER 7 OF BEING KING HAS TO HAVE A CARD ALSO BC RUGGIEβS CHAPTER 7 CARD HAS DUO MAGIC WITH JADE SO WE HAD TO HAVE ONE MORE SAVANNACLAW CARD FOR FLOYD πππ
When I wake up tomorrow Iβm searching translations up asap π«‘
NO HATE BUT IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO CRACK A ERM ACTUALLY JOKE ABOUT HIS OUTFIT ππ
no bc in here he just looks like ur regular otaku with the messy room n stuff- ππ
and then there's..
BRO LOOK AT HIM HE IS NOT OKAY ππ THOSE EYEBAGS ARE ACTUALLY CRAZY BRO HE'S GOTTA HAVE THAT TOP TIER VIL BRAND MAKEUP IN ORDER TO COVER THOSE UP π BC WHAT IS THIS
I dissapear from tumblr for a few months and when I come back thereβs MORE Jadevil enjoyers?
breathes in deeply
FUUUUU BC IM GROWING OUT OF TWST SO HARD WHY COULDNT THIS HAVE HAPPRNED BEFORE T T
MALLEUS!!1!1! The running gag about his gargoyles hyperfixation finally gets to shine and it's so good, but also this outfit? IT EATS DOWN ππ
The leather looks really nice on him, my only despair is that the parasol color doesn't match the fit or the other way around.. actually, i'm not sure the royal purple matches the blue undertones in his hair-
The patchwork on his right arm is also confusing me but I'll have to see his sprite probably before I make my final opinion- Regardless, his hair SO GOOD IN THE LOW PONYTAIL!!! We haven't had any other hair switch ups for him besides his culinary crucible so seeing this is nice π
He looks so good!! Rainy day Malleus!! Also I did just realize that he's wearing a rain coat because the practical usage of gargoyles is to channel water away like gutters-
JADE MY BELOVED πππ HES SO FINE RAUGHHHH SILK PAJAMAS ONLY FOR MY KING ππ /j
Floyd wearing a hoodie is lowkey not what I expected but a tank top and some sweatpants? Absolutely Floyd's style.
I just KNOW that Vil internally cringed when Skully kissed his hand with those crusty lips of his, even with gloves on- π
craziest fever dream ever π
Note: I just found a fanart of this scene on pinterest and it's the GREATEST THING EVER IM CRYING
THEIR FACES ARE SO GOOD- JAMIL LOOKS SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT AND GRIM IS JUST A LITTLE GUY CLINGING TO SEBEK WITH ALL HIS MIGHT π
(this art is NOT mine, credit to @5vyqMf2ItTU936W on twitter)
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