Hey Y'all, I'm Sorry It Took Me So Long, But I Just Edited This Post From Last Year. The Reason Is Because

GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

*shaky voice* in case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, I don't *sniffs hand* want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.

that hat is fuckin fantastic, for the record.

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I also want a sea slug.

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the special important lad of the day

Lil crab boys special day

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

hiveswap is technically an isekai

Y'ALL

[image description: Daytah Whyfye on discord says: "I'm abusing my powers to say, VOTE ROSEMARY". there's a link to a Twitter poll where you can vote for which ship you like better: Bubbline (adventure time) or Rosemary (homestuck). then there's a tweet from James Roach saying "fuck it, if Rosemary wins I will personally make sure there is new content for you". / end ID]

here is the link to the poll:

go forth and vote!

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.

image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]

can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.

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[image descriptions: Chahut is at a festival. she says "hot girl summer is over". the scene changes and she's now in front of a haunted house. she continues "it's officially time for haunted whore Halloween!" / end ID]

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good news and bad news! but not in that order.

I like the idea of an assassin saying "I would kill for you... for free"

or like "I would kill for you so I can pay for whatever you need"

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence