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Self-Defense With Deputy Seed

You (Are What You) Eat

This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.

Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.

How The Turn Tables

Fuck around, and find out. Everyone has their limits

Oh no, the tables have turned. Again.

Meet Cartel Boss Staci's twin brother:

Mob King Stacy.

Yes, their parents named them Staci and Stacy. They also refused to elaborate further.

Next John Wick?

Yes, I did steal the beard from John. Yes, I did color it black.

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

I was thinking about this post the whole time while recording these.

Pratt is indeed blubblubblubing and has no intention of staying in those haunted waters, no sir

Puts you in deathroll (affectionately)

Priest(ess) Pratt

Trying different face makeups for my sweet boi

This one looks cursed.

So here is a cute crying bebe to cleanse the palate.

Deputy Seed in Action!

Turns out, it was not Deputy Rook who saved Staci; it was his fellow partner, Deputy Seed.

According to the report, Seed saved Staci from captivity, and they spent days hiding from the enemy in the forest. It is unknown what happened during that time.

It is also unknown why Deputy Seed didn't help his fellow officer remove the duct tape all this time.

We asked Deputy Pratt to share his side of the story. His comments follow below:

"Nnngh, mmm mmmph mmph mm-mm!"

We have yet to find out what exactly the deputy meant by that.

Why is he seed-eyeing us?

Wait, why do we hear Only You by The Platters playing?

🗣I repeat 🗣

I repeat-- Twink Jacob with a full head of hair

DOES. NOT. EXIST.

He can’t hurt you.

It just occurred to me that these three are the same person:

Turns your weakness into strength

Makes you suffer

Will hunt you and your family for sport (sorry, Chloe)

P.S. Each time I want to skip my workout or duo lesson, I remember this post and end up sticking to the schedule.