Staci: Jacob, Let's Play Hide And Seed

Jacob goes to hell and is brought back (Anastasized) by an Angel called Stas.

Still in Gardenview Orchards

Today, we are having Adam-appreciation day.

Steve totally shares our excitement.

After seeing this post by @havingsomemorejohnlarks, I had to remind people (Jacob) how important Staci is.

Don't forget to take care of your local Stacis.

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

when the shit your homie says is so unhinged you have to double take

Side Quest From Cartel

Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"

Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."

Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"

Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"

Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"

Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"

Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"

Priest(ess) Pratt

Trying different face makeups for my sweet boi

This one looks cursed.

So here is a cute crying bebe to cleanse the palate.

Jacob: "Cull the flowers ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚."

Staci: "okay grandpa let's get you to Eden"

Junior(?) Deputy Seed

Based on this post.

don’t mind me, just checking a hypothesis.