So? Idgaf If My Baby Girl Commits Several Homicides He's Still My Baby Girl.

Ah yes the floor is made of floor.

Your daily dose of cat memes

The dragon in the second pic is me going to the fridge for shredded cheese at 3 am.

That's a, uh, interesting choice for a dragon? (I swear this isn't a creationist book!)

Illustration by Nadir Quinto for The Lady and the Dragon in My Favourite Book of Bedtime Stories (1986).

Alastor. Val is obviously going to make him uncomfortable with all the stuff he does so Al is probably going to kill him

Kill him

Pauling:Road trip commandment 1# shut the hell up,2# there's nothing i can do about the sun,3#there are no more jolly ranchers there all gone,4# when we pass a billboard please don't read it out loud.

Scout:Oooh,look at that danny gans entertainer of the year!

Pauling: WHAT DID I SAY

New video! Gas station privileges!

Then I am most definitely delighted with the toaster strudel frog. He is precious.

jelly

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day 651

Me drawing alastor 24/7

many such cases

Was ThAT THe BiTE Of 87!?!-Markiplier probably

I feel like Tumblr would appreciate an old piece of art I made a while back

That god damn insidious dragon.

Panic! At the dragon. The red section title above this image reads: "On the birth of elephants - an elephant gives birth in water because of the insidious dragon." Contents: bestiary (book of beasts) Materials: parchment, ink, and paint Date: c. 1236-1250 Origin: Made for Dominican Friars, somwhere in England Now London, British Library, Harley MS 3244, f. 39v

The cake may have been a lie but the insult was not-(Glados probably)

BEST INVENTION EVER, PERIOD.

Coelacanth Tea Infuser, by Colorata