Ah Yes The Floor Is Made Of Floor.

I'm the Alastor in the second slides top left corner. Done with everyones bullshit.

Some of my fav Alastor faces 🦌 ♥️ I’ve drawn so many, it was hard to choose! He is surprisingly so expressive and so angry! 😂

Then I am most definitely delighted with the toaster strudel frog. He is precious.

jelly

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day 651

Me when alastor:

Tawny Frogmouth

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Im painting something for my mom. I Cant Risk it. Im sorry guys.

The cake may have been a lie but the insult was not-(Glados probably)

Yall are so rude to him

Baby pelican👎

BEST INVENTION EVER, PERIOD.

Coelacanth Tea Infuser, by Colorata

Knife wielding tentacles!

lmao all alastor's lil tentacles have weapons and are taking down exorcists like some kind of fucked up octopus

Raise your hand if this is your gender

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKWHYYYYYYYYYYISITLIKETHIS???????

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.