i joined an alterhuman friend group last year. i thought the odds of me ever meeting another alterhuman irl were abysmally low, but turns out, there's actually quite a few of us out there! if you're from a small group or community, whether it be alterhuman or not, and you get chance to meet others like yourself, don't let the opportunity go to waste! ik how intimidating it can be, but i promise it'll be worth it! tysm to all of my friends i love ya'll so much <3
speedpaint + base bg below cut
arctic hare flag
for arctic hare alterhumans, if your therio/kintype is an arctic hare
o and this is my worm on a string oc do you like them
2 in 1 gasoline and flame retardant
did a lil' sketch :3 i've been thinking a lot about minecraft lately-- wonder why
the worst part is, it doesn't state that i'm the top listener, meaning that someone else actually beat me
who are you o-o
im pebbles irl wtf
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
Hey listen to the way this man talks to his fish thank you
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Did I spent 20 minutes this morning moving earthworms off of my driveway back onto soil because it rained a lot overnight?
Yes.
Did I get soaked because it was still raining?
Yes.
Did I have to go to work all wet because of that?
Yes.
Do I regret any of it?
Of course not. 🪱
I can feel in my heart that the earthworms are very thankful :) I rescued one off a drying sidewalk just today!
forget everyone you know and have known. i am your best friend now. there is nothing you can do. your fate is sealed.pfp by @tinyguyiguess :>
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