FedEx: Shits On My Box, Stomps On My Box, Kicks It, Dumps Gasoline On It, Throws One Of My Chickens Into
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
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MORE STRING BEAN ART YIPPEE
i love them so much
i want to throw them in a blender with all my other ocs and make a soup out of them <3
got some themes of substance abuse, so view at your own discretion :<
stayed up all night drawing it i need to make some more wholesome art of them :<
if you won't take care of yourself for your own sake, do it for those who care about you <3
if not...
do it to spite your enemies >:3
in bad polari - lauren bousfield | source
putting them in a suit may be a slight addiction
speedpaint below cut (finally remembered to record lol)
some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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