THANK YOU. JESUS CHRIST THIS DRIVES ME INSANE EVERY FUCKING TIME BE NICE TO THE PSYCHROLUTES GOD
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
i drew him in a suit yet again
Did I spent 20 minutes this morning moving earthworms off of my driveway back onto soil because it rained a lot overnight?
Yes.
Did I get soaked because it was still raining?
Yes.
Did I have to go to work all wet because of that?
Yes.
Do I regret any of it?
Of course not. 🪱
I can feel in my heart that the earthworms are very thankful :) I rescued one off a drying sidewalk just today!
reblog to join a school of fish with prev
this is nym and nelu, two characters from a story i'm writing :}
a redo of a drawing i made three years ago!
i hope it's obvious which one is the new one o-o
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
oki round #1 of my art fight attacks :D i've improved so much since last year o my frog
character by felinegirl2000 on insta :>
character by ShadowedMist28 on twitter :>
character by Mrvenergy0 on insta :>
forget everyone you know and have known. i am your best friend now. there is nothing you can do. your fate is sealed.pfp by @tinyguyiguess :>
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