No Im Actually So For This. This Makes My Heart Happy.

if aftg happened in the 2020s i just know jeremy would make jean make that tiktok to GUY.exe by superfruit where it goes “six feet tall and super strong”

And I would read it and love every second of it.

i want aftg in andrew’s pov but i feel like it would just be “neil neil neil neil, pipe dream, neil neil neil stupid fucking josten 420%” and then irrevocable trauma dumps out of the blue

neil getting “pipedream” tattooed on his hip, where andrew kisses him

idrk what makes a good exy player. every single one of the best players abuse like at least two substances, get their cardio in by means of video games and fucking, eat like shit, and have on average 2.5 panic attacks a day. either a relatively normal lifestyle would be a massive advantage or exy is a sport that needs to be played while living in peak chaos. and ig the results speak for themselves

Imagine after ELEVEN YEARS she announces a new spin off series to close out a characters story who was originally supposed to die, and then at 1am on a random Wednesday SAYS SHES WRITING TWO MORE BOOKS AND THEYRE ABOUT KEVIN FUCKING DAY

she is a breathtaking constellation of gleaming stars in the midnight dark of my life

kevin day collecting homoerotic situationships to go play at the olympics with him one day

Making posts about aftg is so funny because the characters live lives of such epic proportion that I feel like I have to first name last name them. I'm not calling the self-proclaimed queen of a fictional sport kevin. That is Kevin Day. The name just has weight. Neil Josten went to great lengths to claim his damn name. Jean Moreau is taking active steps daily to shift the meaning that his name holds positively. Jeremy Knox existed for years in collective imagination, yes for his personality, but also, I'm sure, it's cause that name is just weighty.

But then there's Andrew, who is so important to the fandom that he lives in a different realm of notoriety in my head. I just say, Andrew. Like one just says Zendaya.

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier