if aftg happened in the 2020s i just know jeremy would make jean make that tiktok to GUY.exe by superfruit where it goes “six feet tall and super strong”
she is a breathtaking constellation of gleaming stars in the midnight dark of my life
jeremy: *looking sad because he thinks he fucked up by getting too close to jean*
jean: (how can i fix this so that jeremy stops looking sad?)
jean: marry me
Underrated moments in AFTG upon reread:
- Allison calling Kevin’s tattoo a tramp stamp
- Seth laughing his ass off upon hearing Riko was on the Kathy Ferdinand show
- Nicky suggesting Allison and Kevin hook up and they both react with intense disgust
- Aaron shrugging to Neil coming back absolutely battered from Evermore
- Kevin wanting to ask what Neil and Andrew talked about at Eden’s twilight after Andrew confessed to Neil, then seeing Neil’s face and being like “you know what? Not my business.”
- Dan, Allison and Renee basically fake dating platonically their first year to defy the sexist guys on their team
- Neil finding math interesting
- Kevin giving Neil the most scathing elevator look that Neil feels shame about his wardrobe for the first and only time
- Dan punching a Raven in the dick after they made a sexual comment about her past
- Matt’s mother being so grateful to Andrew for getting Matt clean that she pays Aaron’s bail
- Nicky calling Kevin a brat
- Wymack making Dan the first female captain despite the rampant misogyny in Exy
- Andrew stroking Neil’s back after Neil stood up for Kevin at Kathy’s Interview
- Wymack and Matt being the original Andreil shippers
- Neil giving Kevin his binder before going to Evermore like HELLO???? That was some INSANE trust
ugh (with want)
Jeremy Knox has a slutty waist 2025
Woke up conventionally attractive & Bisexual again
Can someone come help me with laundry and cleaning my room? My executive dysfunction won’t let me do it unless I at least have a body double.
I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room
Vessels range is so incredible yet so funny because you either have the most angelic voice or you have borderline demonic possession
I just realized that i never updated about haunting adeline. i read it. i was fine. i finish hunting adeline too. good books. i am apparently just not bothered by anything? i was fine through both books.
thinking about aaron minyard taking a pharmacology class in med school & getting curious & looking into the experimental medication andrew was put on & finding articles about what it did to the people who took it and how it was deemed unhelpful & searching for any first-hand accounts of what it felt like because he knew he would never get them from andrew (and he would never pry into that, would never dig that up) & talking to katelyn about it because he needs someone to know, needs someone to remind him that it wasn’t his fault and he couldn’t have stopped it, and it can’t be nicky, who would only feel even guiltier than aaron & he gets tickets to andrew’s next game just so he has an excuse to visit him and see him face to face and remind himself that there are no drug-induced smiles anymore
Sleep Token, Ghost, Starwars, BooksThe only things in this life I care about.
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