James: Sirius Is About To Come Home From His Third Date Any Minute Now.

sirius and remus are texting.

sirius: can we break up for 1 hour, 6 minutes and 11 seconds?

remus: no, but what for?

sirius: i wanna listen to adele’s new album from another perspective.

remus: as tempting as your offer sounds, it’s still not a valid excuse for me to dump you, sirius.

james: wow, you look like shit.

sirius: i stayed up till 5 am with marlene. do i regret it? yes.

sirius: but was it worth it ‘cause i got to help out a friend who needed comfort? absolutely not.

james: *holding up his smudged glasses* reg, darling, can you get me something to clean my glasses with?

regulus: sure. *stands up and walks over to sirius, rips his shirt off his back, and gives the torn piece to james*

james: *cleaning his glasses* thank you, my love.

more jegulus and their struggle with french <3

regulus: are you done practicing?

james: yes! i’ve memorized what to say to sirius this time.

regulus: right, go on then.

james: tu es…a dúmmy…?

regulus: *facepalming* bête.

lily rejected james for the 700th time, and he ran out of tissues to cry into.

james: *tears out a page from ‘the song of achilles’ and wipes his tears*

remus, only noticing the book cover and james’ crying: yeah…i get why you’re crying, that book is pretty fucking sad.

james: my love life is pretty fucking sad too, moony.

james: hey…what if mike was actually short for micycle?

lily: it’s 3 in the morning, and i swear to merlin if you don’t shut up, you will wake up without a tongue.

james: *mumbling* sirius would’ve found it funny…

lily: then by all means, go sleep with him instead.

he said we were endgame, turns out we were just infinity war.

snape is serenading lily, and it’s quite distasteful.

snape: so come run your hands through my hair, ‘cause that’s why it’s there.

sirius (to remus and james): “come run your hands through my hair”? i can make some bloody fried chicken using all that grease in it.

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

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