Snape Is Serenading Lily, And It’s Quite Distasteful.

james found out about peter being the traitor, and he’s discussing it with the rest of the marauders.

james: i cant fucking believe it, petey? betraying us? after everything we’ve been through together? after all this time?

sirius: *standing up and reciting poetically* do not mourn the treachery of time, brother, for dogs have always danced on the corpses of lions. however, do not believe that their dance makes them above their masters, lions will always be lions and dogs will always be dogs.

remus: sirius, you’re a- you’re a dog.

sirius: i feel like i absorb the positive energy from the people around me.

remus: so you’re kind of like a dementor?

sirius: no, i don’t suck the joy out of people.

remus: debatable.

sirius: WHATDOYOUMEAN?!

james: if you all were to write a book, what would the title be?

james: ‘reasons i’m the greatest best friend in history.’

sirius: ‘the daily struggle of being sexy.’

remus: ‘the daily struggle of living with ‘sexy’.’

regulus: ‘why adult floaties are much more of a necessity than children’s ones.’

marlene: ‘how to keep ‘em wrapped around your finger, the marlene method.’

lily: ‘how to snag the richest guy in school, co-written by: remus lupin.’

mary: ‘a guide on how to outlive all your friends.’

dorcas: ‘bagging the hottest girl alive: a fool proof 6 month plan.’

peter: ‘why i demand monetary compensation for all the nights i’ve spent in detention because of ‘sexy’.’

modern-day era hc:

james potter and sirius black would definitely be co-owners of a meme page.

the marauders as the types of people you’d see on eid day! (eid at the prongs household)

wakes everyone up at 6am bc family is coming over: james.

is having the time of their life cooking in the kitchen or making all kinds of desserts: peter

spends HOURS getting ready, so they have to be woken up extra early: sirius and marlene.

gets dragged by their feet to go to eid prayers: sirius

“give me the fucking money” : remus and regulus.

hands out money in cute little envelopes: mary and lily.

uses a money shooter and enjoys watching the battle royale as everyone dives to the ground to collect as much money as possible: sirius and regulus // euphemia and fleamont.

steals all the money from the kids: dorcas.

CONGRATULATIONS LOVE <333

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note; thank you so much! I never thought I would make it this far! i appreciate everyone so much. sorry that you have to put up with me!

rules;

𝗼𝐧𝐥𝐲 1 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤. 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠!

𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝗺𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝!

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝗺𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝗼𝐮'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞! 𝐟𝐥𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝗺𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝗼𝐱. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞.

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝗼 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢 𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗼𝐧!

𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺𝘀; 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 (𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 / 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼), 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲,

𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧!

❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎ ❣︎

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗌𝖻𝗒 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) + 𝖺 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗍!

𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗃𝗎𝖽𝗂𝖼𝖾 - 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝗍𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝗋 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗉𝗎 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍!

𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗎𝗌 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎!

𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆!

plot: sirius got dumped.

james: do you feel like you weren’t enough? is that why you feel so choked by your emotions?

sirius: i know i’m not enough, otherwise he wouldn’t have left me.

marlene: did you get the weird breathing trouble yet?

sirius: what, asthma? i’ve had that for ages.

james and marlene: *burst out laughing*

sirius: *gives in and starts laughing through his tears*

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

*at james and regulus’ wedding*

everyone: aw, look at sirius, he’s gone to the back, he’s probably crying.

sirius: *dancing his little heart out because he no longer has to deal with james’ snoring or regulus’ 3 am epiphanies.*

hi my lovelies!!

i hope you’re enjoying the account as much i enjoy posting on it.

happy new year, and thank you all so so much for your support, it really means the world to me 🤍🤍

i just wanted to clarify that this is an anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore, and anti-snape account.

and that’s all! have a great day my lovelies <33