More Jegulus And Their Struggle With French

from a fellow neurodiverse & nonbinary & prospective convert lesbian:

happy lesbian lovers day! 💖

[ ID: The “I wish all…” Bugs Bunny meme reading: I wish all black lesbians, trans lesbians, asian lesbians, nonbinary lesbians, jewish lesbians, he/him lesbians, muslim lesbians, fat lesbians, neurodiverse lesbians, and disabled lesbians a very pleasant and safe lesbian visibility day. ]

james: sirius is about to come home from his third date any minute now.

regulus: third date? with the same guy? did he talk during the first two?

james: yeah no, i’m as shocked as you are.

give me moots 😩🫶

(i am in no way kidding, pls dm me, i wanna be friends with all y’all <33)

Every mutual group has:

a chaotic mutual but doesn’t show it

a cinnamon roll mutual but says that they are chaotic (not true)

a mutual who wants to commit arson

a mutual who wants to commit murder

a mutual who sunshine personified

a mutual who is so cool, it intimidates you

the mutual who makes edits/moodboards etc, they are hella cool

a mutual who wants to kill god

a mutual who is god. Periodt.

a mutual who has seen all the discourses

a mutual who has gotten involved in every discourse

a mutual who gets in a discourse accidentally, they didn’t mean to

A flirty mutual

a bookworm mutual

a dark academia mutual

chaos incarnate mutual

a mutual in A continuous existential crises

a mutual who is addicted to making picrews

a parent mutual, the only one with a brain

and a popular mutual

sirius confronting peter after betraying the potters.

sirius: i knew you were trouble when you walked in.

james in heaven: SO SHAME ON ME NOW!

regulus: james, if you didn’t sleep last night then i’m very sorry, i was thinking about you.

james, distracted by a triangle shaped grape: …the illuminati have taken over the grape industry.

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

plot: mother james is nagging sirius to get his transfiguration essay done.

james: it’s due TOMORROW MORNING, and it’s 9:15 pm, get a move on already!

sirius: well you said it yourself, it’s 9:15…which is basically 9:30 which means that it’s almost 10:00 and i really have to be in bed by 11:00. so…i haven’t the time to do anything, really.

james is bringing sirius back home after a blood test.

sirius: *walks in happily with a lollipop in his mouth*

remus: i take it that the blood test went well?

james: he was in and out of that chair in exactly one minute!

sirius: yeah! and no biting this time, not even attempted biting!

*sirius struggling in the kitchen at 3 am.*

remus: what’s going on, love?

sirius: trying to rip the slutty little fishnets off my damn oranges.

he said we were endgame, turns out we were just infinity war.