This Is My Frog Whisperer Uniform. Yes, I’m Barefoot. Also Yes, My Leaf-cape Is Technically A Blanket

Wrynn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Wrynn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Tony: This is a fourteen-year-old, by the way. Wrynn: THAT'S ONE HUNDRED FORTY. GET IT RIGHT.

Loki: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Wrynn: Yes, yes, Tony. Actually… Wrynn, leading the Avengers to a parking lot: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! Thor: Is this some sort of veiled threat? Loki, extremely proud: No, just a clever way of telling one Tony Stark that she doesn't care.

Loki: transforms to look like Wrynn Wrynn: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Loki: Wrynn, I love you, but that's just insulting.

Bruce: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor. Wrynn: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Guys. Guys. Minsungsexual.

I am fricking dead.

Okay, see, I understand now. And no, I don't sound like AI. AI sounds like me.

This isn't an insult but you write like an AI

Maybe I just have adhd but

W h u t

I have no idea what this means

I see the words on the screen

But understanding has left my brain

What the hell

Lemme tell you about this one friend I have.

For a bit of context, she likes anything and everything dragons, Warrior Cats, and art.

I'm hanging out with her the other day, as friends do. Suddenly, she goes: my lips are so chapped what the heck

And then puts on chapstick

No, don't scroll. I know it sounds like a normal interaction so far, but just give me two sentences.

She smacks her lips for a second, and then turns to me and goes: this chapstick tastes weird. I'm confused, so she clarifies: it tastes like someone else used it.

At this point, my brain has stopped functioning. I have ADHD, and I can hear weird things that I shouldn't be able to hear. I've heard of people with really good senses of smell. But being able to taste who's used a CHaPSTICK?

At this point I think all my friends are just fey in disguise.

POV: Stray Kids but one more member and 9x the chaos

Hyun-Ryong Aera. The maknae of Stray Kids, and also the only girl in the group.

Scientific name: Chaotica Aeracado

Species: Bipolar/ADHD all-rounder

Preferred Pronouns: She/her, They/them, Nadada/nyoong, manic/depresso

Iconic quotes: “Well, if you’re depressed, maybe STOP PLAYING GENSHIN 24/7 AND GO TOUCH F****** GRASS, LEE FELIX YONGBOK!”(That was on a TikTok live) “Korean People Taco Night!” “NO! IT’S MY COFFEE! FUCK YOU! *hisses*” “Lez gEt DRonK~”

Title: JYP’s baby (she’s never gotten in trouble for ANYTHING)

Fanfiction Title: The Ninth- Stray Kids OC Insert by Shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

*puts on big girl pants* WE NEED TO ADDRESS SOMETHING

ZHONGLI AND XIAO ARE NOT FATHER AND SON.

🚨🚨I REPEAT, ZHONGLI AND XIAO ARE NOT FATHER AND SON.🚨🚨

In the lore, Zhongli refers to Xiao as the ‘young adeptus of Guili Plains’, and Xiao refers to Zhongli as ‘My lord’. Nowhere does either Zhongli or Xiao mention ANY familial relationship. You may headcanon as you wish, though.

The reason I am such a devout Zhongxiao shipper is because of The Zhongxiao Alliance by Yellow_Canna on Ao3 and Tumblr. It has a beautiful depiction of how Morax saved Alatus from his previous master and renamed him Xiao.

FAIR WARNING: Contains smut and mpreg/eggpreg.

Anywayyyyyyy, that’s my rant about people being disrespectful in the comments of artists. This is the internet. If you don’t want to see something, swipe away. Don’t be a jerk because someone “violated your headcanon”. Be a decent human being.

Thank you, lovely Tumblr people. Shroomie OUT!

Aliens And Chocolate

in a previous post, I stated that the only species that can eat chocolate safely is Humans! And we love our sweet, cocoa-y bars of the brown/white/black goodness.

but the thing is, everywhere else in the universe, it’s a carefully controlled, highly illegal substance. For some alien species, like the Penaconians and the Ahlmiws, it’s a hallucinogenic, intoxicating drug with severe side effects. For others like the Aakij and Zbbrk, it is a deadly poison.

The thing is, the illegal chocolatiers of the universe have refined their craft, and humans like it more than the chocolate we have. So you have groups of humans who go around to dealers, buying chocolate off of them for their hefty prices. And most aliens don’t know that humans are impervious to the dangers of cocoa! And the humans don’t know it’s illegal, so they’re not even trying to cover it up!

So, you know, there are thousands of intergalactic human criminals who are unknowingly on the run from the space police.

in a galactic jail somewhere

Burakkjian Serial Killer w/ a body count of 5000+: so, what’re you in for?

Literally just an average, everyday human: possession of highly illegal drugs and murder weapons

BONUS:

Karen, eating Nutella straight from the jar:

Steve: *chomps on Hershey bars*

Moss, elegantly eating ferrero rocher like the absolute royalty they are:

Zzgnaru: these are my idiots

Sunday: …they should all be dead or high

Boothill: Yeehaw they fuckin should

Ratio: the odds of them surviving are slim

Sampo: W H A T A R E T H E Y D O I N G A R E T H E Y S U I C I D A L S H O U L D I B E W O R R I E D

Aventurine: Oi, Karen, gimme

Karen, not really paying attention: sure

Ratio and Topaz, in unison: NO

Reblog if you are proud of your URL

lil’ bitty thoughts

Do y’all wanna see Shroomie? Yes, she’s an OC/if I was a Vtuber.

Crud.

The shenanigans I’d get up to as a Vtuber would be LEGENDARY. Like… while on a Genshin stream? Hello? My brain is already monologuing 24/7 about THE FricKiNG SUmERu sTORY QUEST- “I am a ftp Vtuber! Also known as an adult human with adult money who’d rather spend said money on plushies.” “KAVETHAM? MORE LIKE THE FORKING ROOMIES TO LOVERS TROPE-“ “I re-downloaded Tumblr, guys. I am no longer a memelord. I AM THE MEMEGOD.”

Does Vtubing actually make money? ‘Cause I’d totally be a Vtuber. Who also produces music and cosplays.

Anyhoo… I’m the neurodivergent introvert friend. Kinda like Danny Phantom Exe. But a chick. And asexual. /ASEXUAL DOESN’T MEAN WE DON’T OCCASIONALLY GET HORNY./

Do we really care about Yuzuya? Yes, yes we do. His song RUN WILD is amazing. GOD just sounds like he was still horny from making an audio and wrote a song about sadomasochism. Forkin' heck.

S2 E9 OF HELLUVA BOSS IS OUTTTTTTT. AND I’M STILL BAFFLED THAT CRISTINA VEE IS VEROSIKA’S VA. Like, wtf, Ladybug/Bennet/Xingqiu/Tiny Rody Soul. But still. AND STOLAS WITH THE ROCK BALLAD?! AÁÀÃĀaąÆàAAAAAAAAAĂaaaaäağggggġhhħhhhhhhh. I am dead, please attend my funeral and bring me a Asmodeus plushie.