shroomiethefrogwhisperer

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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

Hold That Thought

This can't be happening

Not again

Just listen to me for once

This always happens

Stop it

Fuck I'm going to cry

What did you just say

I don't want it

Tell me you said no

“I hope we're soulmates in another universe”

This isn't fair

I want you in this one

Tell me you said no

We could be us

Why do you keep doing this

I just want you to want me as I am

Can you not see that I love you

Don't leave me alone here

I'm going to cry

We've always pretended that we're not us

I just want us to stop lying

No nightingales

You idiot

We could have been us

Don't bother

No one ever does

I don’t need to say anything this is just how it is

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

IM ALSO LITERALLY AUBREY BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE HER. or at least blackspace her

my boyfriend has gotten me obsessed with omori

i kinda hate aubrey

basil is my favorite

what the fuck do you mean he's depressed and suicidal

no

*runs to ao3*

immediately sees the sunflower tag and proceeds to read all of the possible wiki on basil and sunny

i approve of this ship

now, if ao3 does its job correctly, they can be happy and alive, thank you omocat

kel my sunshine boy

my qpr told me that basil was depression and hero was bargaining

they're a liar

hero laid in his bed unable to get out for days bc he was sad

basil is literally just trying to be optimistic

also

basil is not a murderer

sunny *technically* is

they're sixteen and honestly i don't believe sunny meant to hurt mari

they panicked

im gonna let you sleep now

Xiao borb, dvalin, chunklette

@moderate-violence

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Frog Politics Update!

It’s a bit happier today, so don’t worry!

Chicken Nugget and Croissant have been married! Minerva McGonagall officiated their wedding, and they will be adopting a tadpole soon!

on the subject of the War, Egg Ramen and I have been very busy with negotiations. King Se’quinn has agreed to many terms, but we’re not quite done. One such agreement has been that we will be sending Geoffrey to a corrective program with the Lizards. I, for one, am very happy about this. Geoffrey needs it.

Since I’m on hiatus, I will be posting less, but know that things are going well and the frogs are flourishing!

shroomie out!

pukicho, the sapiosexual

every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

Heyyyyyyyyyy my dad has all of those games

You still selling that lens?

Heh >:) Nope!!! SOLD IT a while back! But hey, if u want board games, I gotta buncha unused ones, frosthaven, dune board game, and twilight imperium that I gotta sell due to lack of space

or, yk, being called an idiot and having my hair pulled, but sure

happy national womens day, i am only excepting praise and free food today so yall men better pay up

our wisest scholars don’t know what yeet means.

Even our wisest scholars pale in comparison to the might of the common missile

hi! I'm going on indefinite hiatus. Mostly for mental health reasons, but I'm also doing a social media cleanse. I will be back eventually, but I don't know when that'll be.

That being said, I will occasionally post a Frog Politics update. Probably.

Love yall!

Shroomie out!

it is so funny how people send me hate being like "touch grass you soggy mf"

bitch i been touching grass i am a literal fantasy cosplayer

i literally have a six foot long wooden dowel that i use as a staff for twirly stick cardio

nature is my kingdom

i can tell different kinds of poison plants from just the shape of the berries

maybe you need to touch grass

idk

get some of that rage out

love yall

have you ever considered quitting your pathetic blog and maybe touching grass for once? you're a shitty excuse for a human.

dude, I post about frogs and crows and being a faerie. do you seriously think I don't touch grass?

Besides, I'm not a human. Duh. Is that not obvious? Did you not read my blog header?

I'm a mushroom.

What do the frogs think of the osemanverse?

And where would they get frog sizes books?

🤨🤨🤨

Questions

So, um, funny story?

Minerva McGonagall named her kids Charlie, Oliver, and Tori.

Charlie, coincidentally, is currently dating a frog named Nichard (or Nick for short).

Tori is aroace.

Oliver is too young to date.

Frog Size Books are available at Barnes & Noble and a queer bookstore in downtown Chicago, LA, Seoul, Tokyo and London.

The frogs are nerds.

More cosplay cos why not

The one in the honeycomb dress is my furry friend- they’re awesome! They make all their own fursuits.

I FUCKING LOVE BMTH IT'S SO NICE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES

LET’S MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you know you know

Explaining my music taste because I'm bored

my music taste is known as "wtf is this''. Here's a list of my favorite songs by my favorite songs.

Bring Me The Horizon

1x1 (feat. Nova Twins)

in the dark

Drown

Die4u

YOUtopia (EarthcOre remix)

And The Snakes Start To Sing

Kool-Aid

Stray Kids

Red Lights

Mixtape: OH

Cover Me

Chk Chk Boom

Slump

Voices

Easy

Come Play

And then other bands and songs I like

Sleep Token

Atlantic

Ascensionism

MARINA

Bubblegum Bitch

Seventeen

The Crane Wives

The Moon Will Sing

Never Love an Anchor

and etc. My Spotify is @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer if you wanna take a look

My toxic trait is that I take my medicine without having eaten anything and then, when I feel like shit later, I wonder why I feel like shit.

hello. i heard you like frogs. I also like frogs :3

We are now friends.

The frogs have decreed it.

@i-am-a-fish

I've been getting back into things I used to love, such as painting and finding out more about fish. So I drew a goldfish :)

The timelapse is a lil all over

what the actual fuck is wrong with you

quite a few things, actually

What are the frogs' opinions on Toads? Do they live together or considered seperate? Can they marry?

Hooooooo. This is a very loaded question. I'll try to simplify as much as I can, though.

So there are two opinions on this. The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion and the Woke Opinion.

The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion is that no, Frogs and Toads should not mate because they are different species (the reason it's Bigoted is because most Frogs of this opinion are racist and classist, meaning they think that Frogs should be the dominant amphibian class).

The Woke Opinion is that Frogs and Toads can and should mate because diversity. And it doesn't make weird hybrid species things.

I personally prefer the Woke Opinion, but it's a divided issue.

This is my Frog Whisperer uniform. Yes, I’m barefoot. Also yes, my leaf-cape is technically a blanket (it is regulation, though).

The Frog Council stipulates that I blur my face in my photos for privacy reasons.

Am I supposed to be doing homework?

Yes.

Am I actually doing the homework?

No.

Am I sitting around in a fluffy pink sweater scrolling tumblr and drinking coffee?

Yep.

Hi.Are you a mushroom?

did you not read my blog header?

yes. the answer is yes.

The link is here! ⤵️

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Harry Potter Headcanon Makers • Community on Tumblr

People Who Make Harry Potter Headcanons

If you'd like to join, please make a request! I review all requests personally.

Hi

It's me

Who here would join a community of people who make Harry Potter headcanons? That's literally all we'd do.

I ask this because I'm writing a fanfiction that is going to be a re-write of the books, but from the viewpoint of side characters; and I want people to give me ideas for things to add for worldbuilding stuff.

I love using hcs in my work, but I'm dumb and am bad at making them myself.

(If this does end up happening, I will credit every single person in the community in the fic ♡)

TL;DR, I'm looking for Harry Potter geeks and writers to start a Harry Potter headcanon community with.

What the heck even are migraines

Sitting in my very comfy bed surrounded by my favorite plushies listening to Pkch (@pukicho, check him out he's the best) doing schoolwork in a fluffy, warm snuggy? MIGRAINE. (I was apparently too hot).

Listening to my favorite music while playing the bass guitar in my basement? MIGRAINE. (Music was one click too loud).

Doing my makeup (which is barely makeup, it's basically just eyeshadow and a tiny bit of concealer) in my glowy mirror so I can see it? MIGRAINE. (Lights were too bright).

Every time I'm at church talking to my friends in the cafe and having a great time? MIGRAINE. (Lights are very white and very bright, and also it's loud).

Sitting in my room where the lights are nice and soft, listening to lofi music at a good volume, in shorts and a t-shirt because it's the perfect temperature in my room, writing a tumblr post and otherwise being completely fine? MIGRAINE. (Literally because my hair is a bit greasy 'cos I haven't washed it in three days cos I'm trying a new hair health thing bc I bleach it a lot).

Basically, if I'm even a little bit uncomfortable or overstimulated, MIGRAINE.

Thanks, ADHD.

Hellooo. I am very new to tumblr, and saw a post you posted about the frogs. So i interacted with it, innocently thinking it will get saved, but now i cant find it anywhere???? Help pls??

So, it depends on how you interacted with it. If it was in Frogblr and you reacted, it won't save. But if it was one of my normal blog posts and you liked or reblogged it, it should show up in your likes or posts.

Idk how to save Frogblr posts, tbh. I'm just a neurospicy frog enjoyer messing around on here.

No

It has been tumultuous