I Don’t Need To Say Anything This Is Just How It Is

It's been a while, so... guess what? A headcanon! (Genshin Impact ver.)

Mondstadt stuff first!

Albedo was adopted by Alice about two years before Klee was born. Hence why Klee calls him 'big brother'.

Dvalin is genderfluid, literally. It can switch gender at will.

Diluc fake-dated Jean and Kaeya fake-dated Lisa for a while so none of them would have to come out.

Windwheel Aster actually spin like pinwheels.

Diluc has a pet hairless cat whose name is Rhine.

Next is Liyue!

Qingxin flowers have a few medicinal uses: When dried and used in poultices or serums, they are potent painkillers, but if they are fresh, mashing them and using them the same way turns them into an aphrodisiac.

Xiao may no longer have wings in his human form, nor can he shift into his full adeptus form, but he can shift into a small, rather chubby turquoise finch.

Hu Tao plays the hammered dulcimer, Chongyun plays the gu zheng, Zhongli is proficient with the upright bass but rarely plays, Xingqiu plays the koto and the organ, Xiao knows how to play the panflute, and Keqing plays the erhu.

Inazuma, bitch!

As a general rule, the archons' familiars have a beast form and a human form. As it applies to Yae Miko, her beast form is a 9-foot-tall nine-tailed kitsune. Dvalin's human form is a 5'8" woman with pale skin, turquoise hair, and dark purple-pink eyes.

Ayaka has a pet owl named Minji, but Minji likes Ayato more than Ayaka.

Itto sometimes paints his horns with Shinobu's nail polish.

That is all for now, lovelies! Sumeru, Fontaine, and Natlan will come soonish, don't worry.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

I have bronchitis- maybe even pneumonia- and I’m dyeing my hair for the second time in two weeks

what even is my life

*squirms*

I am snek

I am smol snek

Not snak

Snek

Not for the eatings

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

I FUCKING LOVE BMTH IT'S SO NICE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES

LET’S MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you know you know

GUYS. MOOSEN.

Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.

Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?

When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.

It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”

What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.

ADHD/Autism stims that I love that might sound sexual- but don’t actually turn me on!

Hair pulling. In the gentle but firm way. The pressure on my scalp feels amaaaaazzzzzing.

Cuddles. I dislike spooning most of the time, and normal cuddling gets hot and overstimulating. BUT- when someone lays on top of me (like cats)- augh yes yes please very stimmy yes

Massages! Not inherently sexual, but still. Specifically, on my back, shoulders, hands, and the base of my skull.

Those feather-light touches that trace patterns on your skin. They is tickly and nice.

I’m demiaroace, so not only do I not really understand how this stuff can be sexual, but also, I don’t really think that it’s sexual at all. At least in this sense.

rating my favorite musical artist names

Stray Kids: 5/10. Points deducted for age discrepancy. Considering that none of them are orphans, I don't believe the Stray part at all.

(G)I-DLE: 0/10, complete nonsense.

TOMORROW X TOGETHER: 4/10. Points deducted for aggressiveness. Good positivity, though.

Yaelokre: 9/10. Sounds like a faerie name.

Laufey: 4/10. Not a Frost Giant.

BABYMETAL: 9/10. Good job with the obvious name, people.

bbno$: 6/10, thought it was pronounced BEE BEE NO SSSS.

Thousand foot krutch: 7/10, are they okay? Why? Are they legs broken?

Breaking Benjamin: 0/10 DONT HURT BENJAMIN YOU PSYCHOS

Bring Me The Horizon: 1/10 how the hell do I do that

Evanescence: ?/10 what even is an 'evanescence'?

Linkin Park: 3/10 thought it was LinkedIn Park and what? Are we middle-aged business people listening to muzak?

Fish In A Birdcage: 10/10 amazing, need I say more?

Neoni: 3/10 feels like gibberish to be honest

Imagine Dragons: 5/10 points deducted for making me use my brain

YUNGBLUD: 7/10 I need more child sacrifice in my life, don't I?

STARSET: 2/10 are we filming a space movie?

CLANN: 10/10 very faerie oriented, much likings.

Livingston: 4/10 is it the name? The Place? Points deducted for confusingness.

Radiohead: 9/10 like a TVhead but more creative

Creepy Nuts: 8/10 points deducted for sex jokes

AURORA: 4/10 good nature/Disney reference, but altogether a bit boring

TX2: 2/10 only two points, should be obvious

League of Legends: 8.5/10 nice alliteration

Paramore: 9/10 I see what this is doing

System of a Down: 3/10 what's a down and why does it need a system?

Måneskin: ?/10 what? How do you pronounce the Å?

I am a benevolent god, so here's a free and VERY in-depth character template!

Basic Information Character’s full name: Reason or meaning of name: Character’s nickname(s): Birth date: Physical appearance Gender: Age: How old does she appear: Nationality: Weight: Height: Body build: Shape of face: Eye color: Glasses or contacts: Skin tone: Distinguishing marks: Predominant features: Hair color: Type of hair: Hairstyle: Voice: Overall attractiveness: Physical disabilities: Aesthetic: Usual fashion of dress: Favorite outfit: Jewelry or accessories: Piercings: Tattoos?: Personality Pronouns: Positive personality traits: Negative personality traits: Mood character is most often in: Mental conditions: Sense of humor: Love language: Character’s greatest joy in life: Character’s greatest fear: Character's lesser fear(s): What single event would most throw this character’s life into complete turmoil? Character is most at ease when: Most ill at ease when: Enraged when: Depressed or sad when: Priorities: Life philosophy: If granted one wish, it would be: Why? Character’s soft spot: Is this soft spot obvious to others? Greatest strength: Other strengths: Greatest vulnerability or weakness: Other weaknesses: Biggest regret: Minor regret: Biggest accomplishment: Minor accomplishment: Past failures he/she would be embarrassed/ashamed to have people know about: Why? Character’s darkest secret: Does anyone else know? Goals Drives and motivations: Immediate goals: Long term goals: How the character plans to accomplish these goals: How other characters will be affected: Past Hometown: Type of childhood: Pets: First memory: Most important childhood memory: Why: Childhood hero: Dream job: Education: Religion: Finances: Present Current location: Currently living with: Pets: Religion: Occupation: Finances: Family Mother: Relationship with her: Father: Relationship with him: Siblings: Relationship with them: Spouse: Relationship with him/her: Children: Relationship with them: Other important family members: Favorites Color: Least favorite color: Music: Least favorite music: Food: Least favorite food: Literature: Least favorite literature: Form of entertainment: Least favorite form of entertainment: Expressions: Mode of transportation: Most prized possession: Habits Hobbies: Languages spoken: Plays a musical instrument? Plays a sport? How he/she would spend a rainy day: Spending habits: Smokes: Drinks: Other drugs: What does he/she do too much of? What does he/she do too little of? Extremely skilled at: Extremely unskilled at: Nervous tics: Usual body posture: Mannerisms: Peculiarities: Traits Optimist or pessimist? Introvert or extrovert? MBTI: Daredevil or cautious? Logical or emotional? Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? Prefers working or relaxing Confident or unsure of himself/herself? Animal lover? Self-perception How he/she feels about himself/herself: One word the character would use to describe self: One paragraph description of how the character would describe self: What does the character consider his/her best personality trait? What does the character consider his/her worst personality trait? What does the character consider his/her best physical characteristic? What does the character consider his/her worst physical characteristic? How does the character think others perceive him/her: What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: Relationships with others Sexuality: Opinion of other people in general: Does the character hide his/her true opinions and emotions from others? Person character most hates: Best friend(s): Love interest(s): Person character goes to for advice: Person character feels responsible for or takes care of: Person character feels shy or awkward around:

what do you believe when everyone is watching? what do you believe?

what do you believe when nobody is watching? what do you believe?