Lil’ Bitty Thoughts

*squirms*

I am snek

I am smol snek

Not snak

Snek

Not for the eatings

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

No

It has been tumultuous

Tamaki Amajiki HCs

So, is it just me who hates ooc Amajiki? 'Cause NOWHERE have I found an actually decent Amajiki HC.

1. Tamaki sometimes goes fully nonverbal, so he learned sign language to communicate with Mirio.

2. His social anxiety is through the roof, but his room looks like an exuberant teenage girl's. Boy band posters, Cinnamonroll and My Melody everywhere. Hell, all of the Studio Ghibli anime on a shelf, 100,000,000 different plushies, and a loft bed with light strands.

3. If he was your boyfriend, he'd hate fancy dates. Just sitting in his/your room, cuddling/playing video games/watching anime/just chatting. AND YES, HE STILL STUTTERS AROUND YOU. HE'S A SHY BOI. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

4. He has autism (Mirio has ADHD and Nejire has ADD). His social anxiety is born out of overstimulation. And also an anxiety disorder, but mostly overstimulation.

5. His love language is Words of Affirmation. He loves compliments, which is why he's so happy when Mirio tells him that he's brighter than the sun. Tell him his ears are cute. Tell him his hair looks nice. Tell him he's gotten stronger. He'll glow with pride (But shyly.)

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Or, in normal speak,

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People like my fuckin alien shit

So here. Have a list of all my characters.

Karen: Ship's mechanic. Human (American-Indian). Fun, snarky, mom vibes, dabbles in illegal drug dealing. She/Her, heterosexual. Has a brown bob with a side undercut, blue eyes, and dark tanned skin, lots of tattoos (including Rainbow Dash). She's like 36.

Steve: Comms Expert. Human (Korean-Japanese). Chill, easygoing, likes video games and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, can and will beat your ass at fortnite. He/Him, gay. Has short black hair, dark brown eyes, pale skin, and a few piercings. He's in his early twenties.

Moss: Translator. Human (Hispanic). Chaotic, sarcastic, an absolute gremlin, has a pet ratbird (keeps trying to domesticate the entire ratbird infestation that lives in the pipes). They/It, pansexual polyamorous. Has curly, bright green/pink hair, blue eyes, and slightly tanned skin. They're twenty-nine.

Zzgnaru. Ship's Captain. Alien (Nobletsk). Tired parent vibes, serious, literal, bad at nuance, loves plushies. Xey/xem, aroace. Brown/black scales, 6 yellow eyes, white horns, spiky tail, pink claws. Xey're 52.

Amethyst: Navigator. Alien (Penaconian). Sweet, happy, literally a ball of sunshine, everyone's sweetheart cutie who also has anxiety. Obsessed with anime (Moss showed him JJK and AoT, and now he's into KnY, MHA, and, like, Helluva Boss.) He/they, demiromantic bisexual. Short blonde hair with purple highlights, hazel eyes, pale skin. He's 32.

Banana: First Mate. Alien (Zzbrk). Comedic, silly, madly in love with Moss (BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET), completely unserious like Captain Jack Sparrow unserious. She/fae, poly, omnisexual. Yellow/brown scales, vitiligo skin, golden eyes, shaved head, white spikes. She's 43.

Douri: Weapons Operater #1. Alien (Aaki). Depressed as shit, loose cannon-type shit, can and will eat your tacos. It/Its, asexual panromantic. Basically just a humanoid blob of orange slime. No one knows its age.

Josh: 2nd Mate. Human (American). Kind of a psycho, hilarious, autistic, likes sharks. And things that look like sharks. Steve’s boyfriend. He/Him, bisexual. Black dreadlocks, umber skin, dark eyes. He's also in his twenties.

Rhïianae: Weapons operator #2. Alien (Jawa). Collects random shit and makes guns out of them. Has severe adhd. Can never finish a project (took apart a secondary engine about a year ago and it's still disassembled). ??? skin, orange eyes, ??? Hair. Fae/Faun/It, demisexual polyamorous. Faun's in its mid-thirties.

Calixtian: Ship's Doctor. Alien (Penaconian). Likes doing experiments on beings of lesser sentience (or heck, same level-sentience, he doesn't care), mad scientist-esque, no one likes him. Blue-green hair, orange eyes, vitiligo skin. He/Him, aromantic. He's 46.

Nøræxx: Interplanetary criminal. Alien (Asgardian). Wanted for weapons smuggling and illegal mercenary work. Is the cavalry reserved for when Douri and Rhïinae are out, is the bodyguard. Dark hair, green eyes, tanned skin. She/He/They, cupioromantic asexual. 500+ years old.

Bastier. Comms student. Human (British). Clueless, cute, easily confused, has OCD, likes cats. Speaks 8 interplanetary languages (not including Earth languages, which he speaks at least twenty of). Blonde hair, pale skin, blue eyes. He/Him, heterosexual (bicurious). 19 years old.

The Ship. "Steroid Annihilator". Modified Class 8 Torigrian K-Wing Destroyer. Got its name when Zzgnaru, Karen, Douri, and Steve successfully piloted it through the Inter-Galaxian Asteroid Fields. Zzgnaru wanted to name it Ssjuokimbl (Conqueror of Rocks), but Steve suggested Asteroid Annihilator instead, and when they got it painted on the side, the artist doing the paint job spelled it wrong. Karen couldn't stop laughing for days.

Note: Steve is a Chill Gay™️, and Josh is a Chaotic Gay™️.

Witch Hat Fucking Atelier

SO I'VE READ UP TO VOL. 10. AND DAMN. QIFRUGGIO. DAMN. GALWERT. DAMN. EASTLUCI. DAMNNNN.

First off... Why the fuck is Olruggio basically Aizawa from MHA? Because honestly, if he grew his hair out and shaved his beard down short, they look the same. And I hella love an exhausted/dad/bisexual af teacher type.

Next, Qifrey. Let's just start with his parenting skills. He's a traumatized one-eye boi, but he's still an adorable dad. And let me be very clear, this man gives kinky asf vibes. Under the cute, there is a man who can turn ANY of Olly's contraptions into a sex toy. But his dadding is amazeballs.

The Knights Moralis remind me of the Knights of Favonius from Genshin Impact. Like, Luluci-> Jean? Easthies-> Diluc? The dude with spiky orange hair whose name I don't remember-> Kaeya? Galga-> Albedo? No? Okay. But Eastluciiiiiiiiii. Just yes.

Finally, the girls. Imma just say that people usually describe me as a Tetia. But tbh, I prefer Coco. Also, spellcheck hates Agathe. Sorry, Agott. And why does everyone spell Richeh like Riche? It's REEK-he. Not RICH-e. Ugh.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FANART/FANFIC ABT WITCH HAT ATELIER. *sobs in Qifruggio/Galwert/Eastluci shipper*

there’s a tornado warning so me and my broheim are chilling in my grandparents’ laundry room.

laundry besties.

He comes into the room and goes: “If Imma die, imma die playing Wordscapes.”

I love this mf.

UPDATE: my bestie just texted me and was like “WORDSCAPES? bro is og.” And my brother goes: “well, I can’t play legend of Zelda, it’s an IPAD.”

The Death Of Akumu, Awrynn Troyer, 2024

A Court Of Thorns And Roses. Fourth Wing. The Crown Of Thorns series. They Both Die At The End. So This Is Ever After.

All of these romance books. All of them. Are in. FUCKING. FIRST PERSON POV!

GIVE ME A GOOD (preferably adult) ROMANCE FANTASY BOOK THAT’S IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS. A few examples of third person romance books are:

Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Otherworldly, ANY ROMANCE MANGA- SPECIFICALLY, Umibe No Étranger and That Wolf-Boy Is Mine!, The Lunar Chronicles.

I NEED MORE STUFF LIKE T