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This is my Frog Whisperer uniform. Yes, I’m barefoot. Also yes, my leaf-cape is technically a blanket (it is regulation, though).

The Frog Council stipulates that I blur my face in my photos for privacy reasons.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY AVENTURINE SOUNDS LIKE RYAN REYNOLDS? LIKE WHAT?

Wrynn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Wrynn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Tony: This is a fourteen-year-old, by the way. Wrynn: THAT'S ONE HUNDRED FORTY. GET IT RIGHT.

Loki: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Wrynn: Yes, yes, Tony. Actually… Wrynn, leading the Avengers to a parking lot: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! Thor: Is this some sort of veiled threat? Loki, extremely proud: No, just a clever way of telling one Tony Stark that she doesn't care.

Loki: transforms to look like Wrynn Wrynn: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Loki: Wrynn, I love you, but that's just insulting.

Bruce: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor. Wrynn: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Am I supposed to be doing homework?

Yes.

Am I actually doing the homework?

No.

Am I sitting around in a fluffy pink sweater scrolling tumblr and drinking coffee?

Yep.

So, yes. It's about that time again. MHA sexualities, y'all! Part one, ofc.

Izuku Midoriya: Pansexual (OR BI, IT DOESN'T MATTER). Listen. He's a sweetheart. He loves everyone.

Katsuki Bakugou: Bisexual. I personally think he's one of those agressively closeted people who is also not really into the whole "Trans Agenda" thing. He'd be like, "You're amazing in the body/gender you are," but violently.

Ochako Uraraka: Straight. But an amazing ally!

Tenya Iida: Straight OR aromantic. He's a sweetheart though. He has very strong opinions about the LGBTQIA+ community, but he's never rude about it.

Shouto Todoroki: Demisexual, maybe bi? Honestly, probably just whoever makes Endeavor the angriest. I do think that he's kinda chill tho.

Shota Aizawa: Definitely bisexual, and probably demi too. And he ONLY likes cisgenders. He's the grudgingly supportive ally, but as a teacher AND hero, thinks that transitioning is unhealthy.

Takami Keigo: Dabisexual. None more to say.

I must be high or smth because I just looked down at my black camo cropped tank top and saw a piece of blue lint on it and thought it was a tiny mouse.

I also have a Velveeta Cheese mustache. Screw you, shells n' cheese.

Welcome to the OC hub! (MHA edition)

As we all know, I'm a nerd. Which means I write. Books, fanfic, hcs, etc. etc..

BUT...

Who are these OCs?

1. Takami Miutomo. Daughter of DabiHawks. Quirk: Firefly- She can control up to half of her feathers, and also has fire that can both burn AND freeze. Aspires to be a Hero, even though her dads are villains. Attends UA's 2nd Year hero course, Class 2-X.

2. Tsukasa Akira. The LOV's favorite psycho faerie. Quirk: Psyche- She can Mirror Dimension™️ people, warping their reality to her whims. Usually uses it to disguise herself by changing how people think she looks. Goes by Akki, and has 9 cats.

3. Tamayo Satori. Class 2-X's homeroom teacher, and teaches Acrobatics 101. Quirk: Mindstro- Can project any song into anyone's head, effectively distracting them. Acrobatics 101 is actually just a dance class wherein she teaches fluid, elegant fighting. An undercover LOV spy. Akira is her adopted daughter.

4-A. Nakashimura Hyun-li. A half-Korean exchange student and eldest of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Flower Power- Creates purple electricity that she can shoot from her hands and eyes, but needs to be in contact with a flower. Prefers hyacinths, lavender, and asters. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero name: Violetstorm.

4-B. Nakashimura Mi-naki. One of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Feeler- Feels people's emotions with the antennae on her head. Can influence them to some extent, but is extremely sensitive to negative emotions. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero name: Dragonfeel.

4-C. Nakashimura Ae-ra. Youngest of the Nakashimura Triplets. Quirk: Psychic- After touching someone, she can see their past and future (up to 10 years) for the next 24 hours. She has massive social anxiety, and barely ever talks. Joins Class 2-A with her sisters. Hero Name: Espe.

5. Atori Akumu. A blind third-year with koala-like ears. Quirk: Sense- She may not be able to see, but her other senses more than make up for that. She can smell intentions, feel even the slightest movement, taste scent trails, and hear ultrasound and infrasound. Hero name: Apocalypte.

thx yall

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my other little funny things

I'm not just on tumblr, as you may have guessed. I have AO3, Pinterest, Instagram (which I don't use very often, but still), Quotev, Wattpad, and... that's about it.

AO3: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

Pinterest: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Shroomieeeeeeeeee

Quotev: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Headcanon Generator Supreme

Wattpad: @AuraSaysRawr

I have forgotten my Instagram, so you guys'll just have to deal with it, but that's okay.

smiles, shroomie

ah yes, a headcanon

So, you guys know how Hawks is a bird? Welllll… what if he laid eggs?

Dabi, making breakfast: OI NUGGETS! WANT SOME EGGS?! Hawks, scrambling down the stairs frantically: WHICH EGGS DID YOU USE?! Dabi: I dunno, the ones in the red carton?

Hawks, grabbing him by the collar: DID. YOU. USE. A. PURPLE. EGG. Dabi: No, that one looked weird, so I left it.

Hawks: *slumps against the counter, relieved*

Dabi: why do you ask? Hawks: Don’t ever use those eggs again.

*Sounds of an egg cracking*

Dabi: Takami Keigo, what the hell is that?!

Hawks: Ummmm… We may be having a child. Miutomo: *climbs out of her eggshell and chirps*

Dabi: H-HOW?! HAWKS-

Hawks: *major freakout but also stunned by Miu’s cuteness*

soooo I may have edited it and now it looks weird… oh well.