Hey Yall The Bari Sax Next To The Tenor Sax Next To Me Makes Music Pls Listen

Hi so our new marching show came out and as much as I am PUMPED to be playing Fall Out Boy

What the actual fuck man. Listen I play trumpet but I know I'm not a god.

Tfw you get self conscious bcuz you have to share a stand and your partner can see your music and what you have (havent) written on it

Yo we're doing it this year too. Our band slows down within three measures and it does not sound anything like the song. I mean, it sounds nice, but it's not really Dynamite you know???

There are some songs that are not meant to be played by a marching band

Dynamite by Taio Cruz is most definitely one of them

As a trumpet player I feel obligated to make this post because I haven’t seen anyone make one for trumpet yet so...

Apple

A very nice start! He is very shiny. He seems to be missing the first slide saddle and also some spit valves. His bell is rather large a trumpet his size, but overall, a very beautiful boy! 8/10

Google

Where are his slides? A trumpet is not just buttons, mind you. His tubing has disappeared. 2/10

Microsoft

His valves do not go anywhere??? There are still no slides, as well. The black outline gives it a bulkier look and it does not suit him well. -2/10

Samsung

Ok slightly back on track here. His tubing is better than the last two, yet still no slides. His bell is oversized again, but this seems to be becoming a trend. 4/10

WhatsApp

And we’ve fallen behind again. At least his bell is normal size. The tubing and slides have fallen victim to the emoji norms. 0/10

Twitter

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA    -328050982/10

Facebook

Wow, he has a ring! It is an oversized ring to match his oversized bell, but a ring nonetheless. His tubing is gone, but his mouthpiece looks relatively normal. 3/10

JoyPixels

He looks like a trumpet! His bell is flat, but he has slides!!!! And tubing!!! 8/10

emojidex

That’s a trumpet! His bell is a bit round, but his tubing and slides are on point! He even has spit valves! 9/10

Messenger

Just when we were getting on track. His bell is obviously dented in some way if you can see the other side of it. He has no tubing, either, but his mouthpiece looks okay. 1/10

LG

I’ve never seen this instrument before, what’s it called? -3589053425092346587/10

HTC

I have been told that standing a trumpet on it’s bell damages it. His tubing is nonexistent, and his mouthpiece looks like a mushroom. 0/10

Mozilla

His tubing is thicc. Where is his mouthpiece? And slides? 2/10

SoftBank

That is a good looking boi! He has no slides, but he looks better than the last few and, frankly, I was excited to see a good-ish one. 4/10

Docomo

Uh, it’s trumpet line art, but okay then. He has no slides tho. 3/10

Well this has taken some time and my files are now cluttered with gross trumpet emojis. Have a nice day, frens!

I should probably tell you not to put a trumpet mouthpiece on a bassoon. It hurts your ears.

(((((Its really fun tho)))))

Happy End of Marching Season!

Actually no, I still havent done my symphonic band chair placements but they're due today? Like havent even sight read them, guys, I'm screwed. And I'll miss marching band?

Tomorrow's the end of season party and the last time I'll be seeing 17/24 trumpets until I decide to crash a concert band sectional. Plus two of them switched to french horn, so idk.

Our marching band is two periods a day, so I'm getting another study hall, which is both good and bad, so that's fun.

I'm just kinda hoping I do mediocre on the placements rn? I did this last year and got second chair in concert band, and then first chair guy switched school and I was section leader. The symphonic band kids know what they're doing, though? And I'm the only one without private lessons? I'm s c a r e d?

Anyway, I'll miss marching band. The kids there were chill and I'll miss them too. Happy concert season!

Do you hear sleigh bells yet? ;)

🎉 and 🎆?

🎉 - Best band victory?

My band doesnt do competition (yet our new directors might set that up), but we had a game with out football team that is not the greatest and wOW it was something when they won. We went absolutely insane and it felt real good 😌

🎆 - Any band memories you want to carry with you forever?

My first year of band camp! Was WILD. Pool night, skit night, section competitions, etc. That hopefully never leaves me

The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 1

And yes this will be used during our show

Gay, Therapy, and Bass

Sounds pretty good if you ask me I'm down for that one of those is already happening

happy hell week everyone :)