Tfw You Get Self Conscious Bcuz You Have To Share A Stand And Your Partner Can See Your Music And What

Me: Hey! You guys did great! What instruments do you guys play?

The Other Band: All three of us play clarinet.

Me: Ah. My brother plays clarinet. I hate him.

The Other Band: DO yoU pLAy tRUmPeT?

Me: ...

Hi so our new marching show came out and as much as I am PUMPED to be playing Fall Out Boy

What the actual fuck man. Listen I play trumpet but I know I'm not a god.

Marching Quotes #2

"Its a weed cookie!"

"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."

"I. AM. A. SHRUB."

"Oh god, they're forming a circle."

"Its crop top season!"

"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."

"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"

"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"

“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”

“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni

“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”

"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."

"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."

"CHOO CHOO!"

"Band directors dont eat."

"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"

"You're actually f**king Jesus!"

French horns can be woodwinds if they want to

@ our rival school (yes, we could hear you we didnt need that, thanks)

today’s question of the day, “Why on earth would you boo a marching band”, brought to you by college football

also “Why on earth would you threaten members of a marching band”

I feel like now would be a good time to inform you all that I do not speak bass clef

Hey yall the bari sax next to the tenor sax next to me makes music pls listen

am i ur fav tenor saxo

yes ur music is very nice people seem to like it. also u p cool

Happy End of Marching Season!

Actually no, I still havent done my symphonic band chair placements but they're due today? Like havent even sight read them, guys, I'm screwed. And I'll miss marching band?

Tomorrow's the end of season party and the last time I'll be seeing 17/24 trumpets until I decide to crash a concert band sectional. Plus two of them switched to french horn, so idk.

Our marching band is two periods a day, so I'm getting another study hall, which is both good and bad, so that's fun.

I'm just kinda hoping I do mediocre on the placements rn? I did this last year and got second chair in concert band, and then first chair guy switched school and I was section leader. The symphonic band kids know what they're doing, though? And I'm the only one without private lessons? I'm s c a r e d?

Anyway, I'll miss marching band. The kids there were chill and I'll miss them too. Happy concert season!

Do you hear sleigh bells yet? ;)