French Horns Can Be Woodwinds If They Want To

Yo we're doing it this year too. Our band slows down within three measures and it does not sound anything like the song. I mean, it sounds nice, but it's not really Dynamite you know???

There are some songs that are not meant to be played by a marching band

Dynamite by Taio Cruz is most definitely one of them

guys how do woodwind instruments work

like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???

also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.

props woodwinds you're all crazy ily

Marching Quotes #2

"Its a weed cookie!"

"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."

"I. AM. A. SHRUB."

"Oh god, they're forming a circle."

"Its crop top season!"

"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."

"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"

"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"

“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”

“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni

“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”

"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."

"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."

"CHOO CHOO!"

"Band directors dont eat."

"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"

"You're actually f**king Jesus!"

Everytime someone is like "ALL THE TRUMPETS ARE GON BE SO UPSET" I get hella confused. I'm like "I'm not???" And then "OH you mean the trump supporters gotcha"

Serious question. What is the best instrument?

I made another one of these

tag yourself I'm chaotic neutral

Wow this blew up. Yes if you can play picc you are automatically a triple witch.

@gilberthonda I'm the only trumpet in my band that cant double tongue lmao I've tried so many times

@the-glitter-acetylcholine well that's something I guess????

guys how do woodwind instruments work

like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???

also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.

props woodwinds you're all crazy ily

I just got really confused cause my new solo is written in Bb trumpet music and the video online is in C trumpet and I was like "they look different why do they sound the same tf"

Whoops cant choose between the subcontrabass or double contrabass trumpets :)

what is the most cursed instrument??

am i ur fav tenor saxo

yes ur music is very nice people seem to like it. also u p cool