I Just Got Really Confused Cause My New Solo Is Written In Bb Trumpet Music And The Video Online Is In

Symphonic Band Quotes #1

"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."

"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."

"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."

"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"

"I am music :)"

"I have to play pEePeE!!!"

"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."

“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”

“YeAH that’s right its gAY”

"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."

"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"

"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"

"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."

"we play jesus party"

"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"

"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"

"Our band is concerning."

"My arm is too fat"

"I'm surrounded by JeWs"

"No, Pauline is short for Susan."

"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"

Happy 22nd of September yall, do you remember?

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like…

Do you remember? 

Our trumpet section isnt nearly that close, but damn, I wish it was. But either way. Fight me, I dare you.

Who You Should Fight: Marching Band Edition

piccolo

who wins: them

don’t do it.  don’t fight the piccolo player.  just don’t.

flute

who wins: them

they were told you were challenging them for first chair. run while you still can.

clarinet

who wins: them

threaten you with their register key.  forfeit for the sake of all.

saxophone

who wins: them

you are promptly deemed a “nerd” and stuffed in a band locker by the entire section even though you only wanted to fight one of them.

low reeds

who wins: no one

 you yell increasingly bad sexual innuendos at each other across the band room for twenty minutes until you both get tired and go home.

mellophone

who wins: them

punches you in the face repeatedly on the offbeats of a sousa march playing in the background.

trumpet

who wins: you and then them

you win the fight easily while they’re giving their villainous monologue.  entire trumpet section later jumps you in a dark hallway for disgracing one of their own.

trombone

who wins: no one

they get distracted halfway through the fight and wander off.

low brass

who wins: them

you mock them by making farting noises with your lips.  they punch you in the stomach with their abnormally strong arms.  you can’t breath properly for days.

pit percussion

who wins: you

pretend like you can’t tell the vibes, marimba, and xylophone apart.  wait until they’re blind with rage, then run them over with the closest wheeled pit equipment.

drumline

who wins: them

show up to the fight with a shank fashioned out of a broken drum stick.  proceed to kick ass.

drum major

who wins: them

calls you to attention (you can’t disobey!) and then waits until you faint from exhaustion.

color guard

who wins: them

have you ever watched one of these fuckers on the field?  you’re screwed.

band director

who wins: them

just when you think you’ve won, they get up smiling and say “one more time!”

;)

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

Gay, Therapy, and Bass

Sounds pretty good if you ask me I'm down for that one of those is already happening

yeah it was pretty good. the valves get stuck more than my other one, but other than that its pretty good quality.

I'd definitely say get a used one for a first one, but be careful which one you get people are sketchy

I’m about to buy a cheap trumpet off of ebay wish me luck

am i ur fav tenor saxo

yes ur music is very nice people seem to like it. also u p cool

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like...

Do you remember? 

Happy End of Marching Season!

Actually no, I still havent done my symphonic band chair placements but they're due today? Like havent even sight read them, guys, I'm screwed. And I'll miss marching band?

Tomorrow's the end of season party and the last time I'll be seeing 17/24 trumpets until I decide to crash a concert band sectional. Plus two of them switched to french horn, so idk.

Our marching band is two periods a day, so I'm getting another study hall, which is both good and bad, so that's fun.

I'm just kinda hoping I do mediocre on the placements rn? I did this last year and got second chair in concert band, and then first chair guy switched school and I was section leader. The symphonic band kids know what they're doing, though? And I'm the only one without private lessons? I'm s c a r e d?

Anyway, I'll miss marching band. The kids there were chill and I'll miss them too. Happy concert season!

Do you hear sleigh bells yet? ;)