Hemesha Der Kar Deta Hun 💔

When I have thoughts of self-hatred, I turn to Tumblr for healing.

Why are big brothers like this? They tell you to keep their secrets, you know, just between us, but then when the beans are spilled to the parents, they drag you into their mess like you're some kind of co-conspirator in their crimes 😐

This is my way of saying hi

Career ki chinta mujhe sone nahi de rahi.

Kisi ko apna RR sunao toh woh competition karke apna RR sunane lagata hai.😶

Dad jokes be lyk

Wife : I'm pregnant

Husband : hello pregnant, I'm dad

Dark jokes be lyk

Wife : you are not.

Usse bas mera lumd pasand tha mein nahi 💔

Pehle mein mobile chalata tha ab mobile mujhe chala raha hai.

She : I bet you have amazing stamina… how long do you usually last in bed?

Me : ji madam, pura din bed per hi pada rehta hun.

My message to those who hate me :