When I have thoughts of self-hatred, I turn to Tumblr for healing.
I'm in my "people expecting more from me but not helping" era.
Pehle mein mobile chalata tha ab mobile mujhe chala raha hai.
Why are big brothers like this? They tell you to keep their secrets, you know, just between us, but then when the beans are spilled to the parents, they drag you into their mess like you're some kind of co-conspirator in their crimes π
She : I bet you have amazing stamina⦠how long do you usually last in bed?
Me : ji madam, pura din bed per hi pada rehta hun.
This is my way of saying hi
Hemesha der kar deta hun π
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Gas ka button band karne ke liye, jisper chai rakhi hai. π
Career ki chinta mujhe sone nahi de rahi.
Usse bas mera lumd pasand tha mein nahi π
Suna hai Udit Narayan kiss distribution kar raha hai.