Why Are Big Brothers Like This? They Tell You To Keep Their Secrets, You Know, Just Between Us, But Then

I'm in my "people expecting more from me but not helping" era.

Kisi ko apna RR sunao toh woh competition karke apna RR sunane lagata hai.😶

Career ki chinta mujhe sone nahi de rahi.

Usse bas mera lumd pasand tha mein nahi 💔

A : light bill kab bharega?

B : Kal

A : Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare toh ab

B : ok

C : kaha chala B ?

B : light bill bharne

C : arey jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka

B : bhenchod 🤯

She : I bet you have amazing stamina… how long do you usually last in bed?

Me : ji madam, pura din bed per hi pada rehta hun.

When I have thoughts of self-hatred, I turn to Tumblr for healing.

This is my way of saying hi

Summer is starting, my gentle reminder :

Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani

Gora rang kaala na pad jaaye